RainyDayJizz#35

Another exciting thread by kenworth.

Is it the cabinet your mother keeps her cunt in?

You need to admit everyone that gave him that information was kind of dumb to begin with. Facebook never needed to know anything about you, until it suddenly needed to know everything. Motherfuckers asked for a copy of my state ID and I told them to fuck off.

Oh that's not so bad then.

You idiot. You should have been paying close attention to this stock since Zuckerberg went in for hearings. Facebook really seems like one of those buy Monday sell Friday stocks to me, but I don't have the money to play like that yet.

Friendly to the right people, got it.

Is that your solution to everything?

I've seen you post a couple photos with this chick, she looks like an old friend of mine. Was she super friendly? She looks like she was.

I fuck myself up more than enough, especially early on. But I want her to know the full experience of me.

Nah. Her lips just make mine look thin. If they didn't look totally natural you'd swear it had to be collagen implants.

Shoulda seen her puffing on the oil like an idiot. I let her take one more hit when I knew she was already done. Giggling her ass off in the restaurant. It would have bugged me if she wasn't so easy to laugh at.

Yeah. After a couple hours with her before she passed out at the hotel I told her I think we're stuck with each other. The positive aspects of finding someone as smart as you!

And I gotta say I love how the camera picked up none of the sparse hair on my face. Like a weeks growth and it doesn't even show up on camera. The beard gods were not kind to me.

She was warming up to it a little by then. At one point I was talking about how it was like we've known each other for years, but then I had to clarify it to say it's like we've been around each other for years. This situation sucks for now.

Stop apologizing for pointless shit! Lol.

I'm not certain if I didn't get a real kiss out of her because I smoke or because she's really shy. Next time, though. Next time...

I wish you wouldn't have said to get the same thing as the other day, I would have got us both something different like you thought you said.

But you like scratchy faces, your opinion is biased.

I forgot to bring my trimmer. Assholes.

It almost is. I don't know how to emote lovestruck teenager in a manner to evoke jealousy. But there it is to read in words that only have a single interpretation.

So how do you feel about Jamba Juice?

Eh, it's kinda funny to us, not to anyone else. What she says I'm doing while she's sleeping she does to me in her sleep. Pushing off the bed is an outright falsehood. Her closeness to the edge is her own fault.

That was longer than an hour. You just went to sleep right after. I should tell everyone what you do in your sleep.

You're nothin' but a lot of talk and a badge!

Yeah, while she was asleep i saw everyone was really trashing you. I wouldn't title the thread about her with a laugh. Probably.