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RainyDayJizz#35

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  1. RainyDayJizz#35
    "I thought they were for when you had diarrhea or something so you could just go through the hole."
  2. RainyDayJizz#35
    That's probably close. You must have forgotten what emergency boxers were. Damn your goldfish memory.
  3. RainyDayJizz#35
    Doesn't it start after Halloween every year?
  4. RainyDayJizz#35
    This was worth the derailment. Thank you.
  5. RainyDayJizz#35
    So she lived with your mom for two years before you went out there?
  6. RainyDayJizz#35
    Someone noticed she shouldn't be under your supervision?
  7. RainyDayJizz#35
    How many times do you think I've watched it?
  8. RainyDayJizz#35
    Yes, deal with that while I sleep.
  9. RainyDayJizz#35
    With the amount of overtime I work I wish it was like that again. I miss it.
  10. RainyDayJizz#35
    Must be why I wanna stick with her, since pussy power doesn't work on a guy like me for long. Enjoy your gonorrhea.
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  12. RainyDayJizz#35
    Congrats, that is the complete opposite of how I walk out of job interviews.
  13. RainyDayJizz#35
    Haha, 3 days of the week the first 20 minutes to an hour are spent cleaning up the mess first shift made because they are incredibly disorganized.
  14. RainyDayJizz#35
    But I like it curly....
  15. RainyDayJizz#35
    How does replacing an unclear she with your daughter equate to this? You at least have some gold medals in mental gymnastics cause I don't even know how you got there.
  16. RainyDayJizz#35
    She provides the butter to make sure her daughter's never hotter than she ever was.
  17. RainyDayJizz#35
    I look at my life and know what a depressing sentiment that truly is.
  18. RainyDayJizz#35
    It's funny how you begin the title "what I did to acheive" and then list your daughter's accomplishments. When she discovers her value in your life you're fucked.
  19. RainyDayJizz#35
    She is protesting your lack of cat language. Your mouth is bullshit. I forgot to post in that thread with the video of your cat chirping. She likes you.
  20. RainyDayJizz#35
    I got that recently and it wasn't as good as I remembered it being. The Frostys are cheaper I think. When I ate it by itself it wasn't the same as I remembered. Might be better to give some chocolate ice cream a good stir.
  21. RainyDayJizz#35
    Oh shit, how are we gonna get invited to the cool parties now!?!
  22. RainyDayJizz#35
    Alright, you're gonna have to give me some pointers cause i don't know anything about hair, makeup, or how to dress well.
  23. RainyDayJizz#35
    Oh shit, now i get it. It was too early for intricate racism and i don't see those Jews much. Like I may have seen three in my life.
  24. RainyDayJizz#35
    Yes. Certain fat people that sit in front of a computer eating doritos and lording their downtime like a prize.
  25. RainyDayJizz#35
    We'll see what happens when she calms down. I really hate bringing this shit here but I'm apparently in a relationship with the female Ron Burgundy.
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