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crackymckrackin

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  1. Where is my keys?
  2. Edited, the motion was seconded, I move for a vote.
  3. Ass
  4. I've only ever seen one pornhub link. It wasn't even porn.
  5. We got the mad beets, yo.
  6. I just tell people that it's better than a poke in the eye.
  7. It's gas.
  8. All hale king Ghostrek. May his countenance shine on us forever!
  9. Tell them you have to wear depends.
  10. You're going to go blind.
  11. Practice makes perfect.
  12. You should ask them if the can just test your seminal fluid instead.
  13. Time to give him your playboy mags.
  14. I'M TELLING MOM! MOOOOOOMMMMM!!!1!!
  15. They farm it out to China.
  16. You mean all phones? I had this exact conversation about two hours ago.
  17. You better not!
  18. Dude if I had Fb I would totally join that. I don't want the Chinese knowing I had potato soup last Sunday so fb is out.
  19. Tell me about the onions 🌰
  20. I sent him a text and a picture of Sponge's asshole.
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