Still Me

I’m excited for tax season....

And I am none of the two and as a iber I don’t pay attention...but then again in ib can anything be taken seriously?

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If this is true this story is fucked....I’m sorry man...also...who the fuck knew you were married?!

I’m free...freeeeeeeee

Agreed...although I’ve learn while living with LB that I need to check for TP...too many a time have I been stranded on the toilet after a 2

The only thing I have to do is clean my house...but I got alllllll weekend for that

It’s pointless to dwell on things out of ones control...you just have to have the ability to get the fuck over shit...are there times I am sad? Are there times I am depressed? Yes. But that doesn’t define who I am...life is what you make of it

Black Friday is always super slow for pharmacies....they sent me home early

September....my birth month is always fucked

Hello yeah I’m in

No we have a large fridge...everything for when I brought it in...they legit just took it all home being inconsiderate

Nobody was the cry-bate 2000...the product that streamlines your tears to aid in lubrication while you masterbate

???

Ftfy

Banana dogs....bananananananana

HAMSTER

I half expected “bitch you don’t know my life”

STOP POSTING WHILE YOU POOPS