Still Me

FUCK YO SHIT

Turned out to be this years winner....wonder if I should tell people that I got the pie recipe from a comic strip...?

YOU DONT KNOW ME!?!?

Self loathing

The fuck is chicken spaghetti?....and I grew up in NY and we never had cheesecake for thanksgiving....chart is fucked

You don’t get off that easy....Santa’s coming to town on dat ass motha fucka

Nobody makes me one...I make one myself...

NOO MUST DRINK NOOOW

Keep it...and love your little fur baby

I’ve never thought about making liquor...but I’m impatient as fuuuuuck so...I’ll just buy it

Aww look at that poor baby.... they found my cat in a dumpster but she was a kitten...had to bottle feed her

And so are you

DO IT.....Satan commands it...

Just start Walmart dumpster diving...

no it isn’t...you’re a creep

Oh cool.....now bounce for me...lemme see dat jiggle

No....don’t think so....when I started working halfway through the year after I got out of college I filed my taxes as “single non dependent” but my mother filed me under her dependent...so even tho I had already received my money they sent me a letter saying I needed to pay back $2000...but I lucked out and had someone put a hold on the interest and to take out more of my money the following tax year to pay it off...

WHAT?!....cold eggs are the tits man

Wtf is pig rooting....I would google it but I’m actually scared to do so

Please god tell me you’re kidding

Man...don’t have to wait a week...I made deviled eggs...give it an hour....

Na it’s not that I can’t get one...it’s more an issue of laziness

Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your boobs...hang...low