Still Me

I want a sqwatty potty

Don’t get a warrant....then it’s not so great...although I kinda want one...it doesn’t really affect your “criminal history” but I wouldn’t mind knowing what it’s like to sit in jail for a couple of days to pay back the warrant...them your options...pay them money...or spend a lil time there

Trust me...they know....and they get you anywhere you are...had a coworker pulled in the middle of his shift...had a neighbor almost pulled in the minute he got home...he lucked out tho...he was getting back from home depo because his water heater exploded and flooded his house...and the us marshall said “look, I can see you’re not trying to avoid me, and something needs your attention here. But Monday morning I want you down at the police station, and if you’re not there I will be coming back”....and he went Monday...

Shit yeah, twice a year too...front page of every newspaper...they want you to KNOW they comin... http://texaswarrantroundup.org/

Bees, bats, cows, vegetas, hamsters, cats....goofy bullshit...hobbies: reading, drawing, games skills: cooking, sewing, crafting.....COMBINE SOME SHIIIIIT

I like bees.....that being said I’m considering wrapping his gift in chemotherapeutic biohazard bags

I wonder if his state does warrant round up...that you cannot escape...shit Texas advertises it....billboards and shit...”do you have a warrant? Warrant round up begins September 1st”

Soooooo you look like it too?

I like lots of shiiiit...so I’m gonna assume you don’t want my wish list then? Go for it bebeh...surprise me with your knowledge...but I am not that lucky...gimme yer wish list...or you’ll just end up with dildos and anal beads

Queerly beloved....we are gathered here to gay.....

Yeah...both of my parents had that...they called it snaggle tooth....

Pizza rolls

Good luck

I had some scary plaque build up...so it needed to be done...on top of which...I paid for the shit I better use it

Creed

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Step 1: steal underwear Step 2: ... Step 3: profit

Strippers and poles, bitches and hoes, what’s wrong with that? -T pain

I’ve been dying to try uni...but if it’s as salty as tobiko I can’t do it...

My fave is eel...after that it’s the volcano roll with crawfish

Nope not I...that’s a hoe problem

More like...

No they are all Japanese...

Wait wait wait.....United States main land and Alaska....they need to hate fuck

That’s too much poo...how do you not have a hemorrhoid?