Still Me

I once worked in a coffee shop and I always dreamed of finally saying “fuck it” and walking out and knocking every coffee pot on the floor

Sorry...I lack consideration for other people’s poor gift choices...

No call no show....I’ve always wanted to do that...

Eh....

?? https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01GFYX4WA/ref=mp_s_a_1_45?ie=UTF8&qid=1511219448&sr=8-45-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=cat+apron&psc=1

Lmao whyyyyy

Man I had to go to Walmart yesterday afternoon to get some more corn syrup...and I was there for 2...hours....2 HOURS FOR $1.87 corn syrup....I had to go back at 2am this morning cause I fucked up a pie and had to redo...and it was still filled with people

Manufactures of toilets...I never see a throne commercial...I mean what would it consist of? Guy walks in with newspaper...sits on John...wiggles...sighs in comfort....

Noice

You know I saw on “lock up” that Charles Manson made these spiders out of thread and toilet paper

Omg...

Holy shit you haven’t started yet? It’s a mad house in there already...

Dude I use google daily...how do you not remember the last thing you looked up

You might wanna look up that definition but...sure yeah I’m ok with it

Sleeping

Neither are yours...see my point?

Almost done with my cooking....all the pies I made last night....made the stuffing this morning, just put the bird in the oven...all I gotta do now is make deviled eggs...gonna probably nap first

Naw...we don’t even have a tree....I might get one this year but...is it really something I wanna have to lug to a new house....

Spider?

That wasn’t a perverted post