Still Me

I know what you’re thinking....did he fire six shots? Or only five?

ITS THE MOST, WONDERFUL TIIIIIME OF THE YEARRR

.....um....excuse me?!....I do.....

I can start stomaching Christmas music

Neither

How how neat! I’m doing one of these already! LB and I participated in a FB one last year and it was hella fun...someone sent him this high end bacon...omg it was so good that I’m thinking about getting him a subscription to it this year...I love secret Santa shit....

Cau?....cau?....CAU! I CANT FIND YOU!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

Yeeeeeeeah

Sadly no...

I mean they should know better by now...this is the third year I’ve done it

And there was still a shit load of food when I left yesterday...I came in today...and it’s all gone...and I asked some managers about it and they said they didn’t know but they were looking forward to left overs, not to mention there were people that weren’t there yesterday and could get food today. So I poke around and start texting people..come to find out...whomever closed that night divided it all up and took it all home. So I was PISSED...that’s a selfish ass thing to do. ...all that time and money I wasted for not everyone to be able to eat... so anyways I go to leave today and there is this note in my locker with a gift card in it...and the note says “blah blah blah enjoyed your food we took some (SOME?!?) of it home...here’s a gift card to help recover some money from the food you chose to make “....I never asked for money back...I don’t want money back...I just wanted people to be happy and feel appreciated... still fuckin mad tho...

This is true

I’m about to be pregnant....with a pie baby

We have a baby already....a fur baby

I have a pickle rick pin but I’d like a different pin...but you don’t have to get me anything have fun

Eh it doesn’t really matter tbh

???

I’m dead....I’m dying...

Not being sad, lonely, and desperate as you

Awwwww I got a name.. Mull....it’s German for garbage

Take it out? It still in the dumpster?