Still Me

makes everything better....

Teeth shouldn’t hurt after going....just saiyan

He was a spy....he must be water boarded

I’m a fast pooper....2-3 min tops

Ok so....I had dental trauma when I was in 4th grade so I’ve always been horrified by the dentist....so it’s been 8+ years since I’ve actually been to one.... but my fucking teeth didn’t hurt when I went in....now they fuckin do.....(having sushi for lunch cause I figured it’d be soft...) but it now I have this huge ass plan to fix my teeth...surprisingly enough my teeth are resistant to cavities so I have 2 ridiculously small ones that he is gonna fix....eventually...he doesn’t really want to...but anyways...I have to have a second teeth cleaning other than this one....and 2 scaling treatments....and another bridge made.... plus side...met the deductible and...flex card bitches.... not gonna lie tho...the minute that chair leans back I start to cry...not the boo hoo kind...just the constant leakiness....

Take this floppy wiener ....ride it into the sunset

I like the versatility..picnic, home, sporting event....can have a wiener anywhere anytime...

DRINK BLEACH AND DIE IN A GUTTER!!!!!! ??????????????? ❤️?

What a pocket asshole flesh light?...I mean it can’t be that more expensive than a dildo...then again I have seen dil’s go for $50+....eh...coupons dude...Adam and eve do the 50% off thing for first purchase

Eh....lol

But who the fuck cares? It’s a car...if you wanted an ATV just buy one...it’s cheaper than the car +mods

It’s a no...still ugly as fuck...and don’t swing that as “oh so are you” cause I already know...so have a preemptive fuck you...lol

Its still a no

You the manager?

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas this year is for mommy to stop drinking, daddy to stop spending the night at the nice neighbor lady’s house and their love.

Or customer wants something but can’t remember the name, expects you to know what it is and gets upset you can’t mind read

Well I would hate the smell too..