Still Me

I’m free...freeeeeeeee

Agreed...although I’ve learn while living with LB that I need to check for TP...too many a time have I been stranded on the toilet after a 2

The only thing I have to do is clean my house...but I got alllllll weekend for that

It’s pointless to dwell on things out of ones control...you just have to have the ability to get the fuck over shit...are there times I am sad? Are there times I am depressed? Yes. But that doesn’t define who I am...life is what you make of it

Black Friday is always super slow for pharmacies....they sent me home early

September....my birth month is always fucked

Hello yeah I’m in

No we have a large fridge...everything for when I brought it in...they legit just took it all home being inconsiderate

Nobody was the cry-bate 2000...the product that streamlines your tears to aid in lubrication while you masterbate

???

Ftfy

Banana dogs....bananananananana

HAMSTER

I half expected “bitch you don’t know my life”

STOP POSTING WHILE YOU POOPS

One in three Americans have a astigmatism...I have one...you’re eyes aren’t “special” and my shit is always paid for

???

My vision plan cost 4.67 a paycheck...given how much money I make I can afford that...and I don’t have to pay when go

Get a better job with better benefits?

Mine were free ?