Still Me

both pale as fuck....one has the saiyan royal crest tattooed on it

.....k....

the amount of characters allowed a single post could never be enough to describe the sheer magnitude and glory that is my flaccid member. and sadly, the world (and its internet) are not ready for the wonder and awe that is my blood filled erect organ. one day? of this i am sure. but not now.....

.....mk?... good luck with that..... i think that potentially can be dangerous in a relationship that doesnt have 'mileage'.....but hey....you do you...

see when it comes to labor laws i have a fit....like i had been scheduled 13 days with no day off....and the limit is 10....when i noticed i was like "im not doing that, find someone else" but when it comes to getting overtime pay and my boss doesnt notice that hes done it....i dont say SHIT......i just let him get yelled at while i laugh all the way to the bank

brain....i mean i fear no food....but i dont think i could eat brain

eh

only if its for crack

oh no no no no....he grew up in fucking Connecticut....he should fucking KNOW better

it depends on where you are....where i grew up the tap was tits

oh dude fucking tell me about it...one had molted on my tire few weeks ago...left its dirty husk.... that being said....they are gentle giants....they dont bite but the thing about them that sucks is that they fly too fast and i dont think they have the ability to dodge like flies can....i shit you not one flew right into my fucking face one time....felt like i had been fucking punched....

ive only gotten that perk once when i had to drive to the district office everyday for like 2 weeks....spearheading peer training fucking blows...will not be doing that again....

and im not 100% on how we got on the topic, but we started arguing with our pharmacist that 'NO, not all water tastes the fucking same'.... so we bought a bunch of waters, and had a non-participating coworker set up a blind taste test of the following: tap water fiji smart water store brand core dasani evan life water

oh he can.... he knows that my girly dick is bigger than his half pack of Rolaids

but my dick is huge....so it keeps the bitches in the yard....

AN UGGO I TELL YOU......I LOOKS LIKE QUASIMODO.....

im an uggo

beer?

youre dead to me canopener

na but see you can reply to me and still get banned if you like....

maybe take your own advice...

who the fuck you calling a ho?

know what you can suck?

AND START A FUCKING FIRE

well....you fail at most things so.....i expected this