Still Me

This is the only true heaven

Yeah but that means I have to wait till October to buy a new handbag...

This is true

shed some light into your life, get a fleshlight

It’s your divining rod of pleasure

But isn’t this what we all pursue?

I work in a pharmacy....so my pharmacy benefits are bitchin...I don’t pay more than $5 for any script

Ha...hahahahaha

Yeah I’ve started it...but in my past experience....it’s bullshit

Oh trust me...I’ve already started and appeal...and for the record...I haven’t even have the FUCKING SURGERY YET....

I don’t have copays for these types of procedures. The contracted rate is the rate the insurance and dr have which is already less than someone who has no insurance. the insurance is supposed to pay based on these contracted rates. this is the total of my bill. The INSURANCE....is REFUSING....to PAY....REGARDLESS that my deductible is met, and the contract I have with them stipulates that after said deductible is met...they pay 80% of costs... 1200 IS THE CASH PRICE OF MY BILL meaning THE INSURANCE ISNT PAYING THE 80% THAT PER CONTRACT SAYS THEY WILL.

TWELVE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS.... they are trying to get out of paying

Nope..deductible met....my max out of pocket isn’t but that still doesn’t excuse $1200 fucking dollars...doctor is IN NETWORK... and 80% is SUPPOSED to be covered after deductible met...bitches still saying $1200....saying it’s the “contracted rate” .....they still are fighting with me about fucking paying...

you’re out of your fucking mind.... why the fuck do I even have insurance? twelve hundred dollars....

LB and I like to fuck with people quite often...he has this shirt with the pyramids on it that says “slavery gets shit done” on it....and I have a shirt with the pilsbury dough boy on it dresses as hitler doing the salute that says “white flour” on it....we were them together....for all the looks....it’s funny as fuck... so he and I were discussing couples costumes and we came up with this. He...goes shirtless with torn pants i go as a naval captain holding a sign that says “Tour the new Americas! Free boat rides”

Oh how about interracial couples... have the white person go as a “+” have the other ethnic partner go as a “-“ then when people ask what are you supposed to be the white person says “oh I’m positive” then when the person asks “oh you must be negative” they can say ”no I’m a minority”

No...both go as red balls...then when people ask “oh what are you supposed to be?” Then can say... ”we’re engaged in a game of smear the queer” then proceed to run into the person asking the question repeatedly

All over my brand new goose down duvet...if I can’t find her...that’s where she be

r/thathappened

It was GOOD...go see it....like now

Pot meet kettle

Na I was googling something for a friend I went to lunch with...and there you were....we both had a laugh