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Still Me

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  1. its because she can only suck it in and hold her breath long enough, while she lifts up the fat flap to reach around and blindly shave her krusty kave....and with that i leave you a song: The Krusty Krab pussy is the pussy full of STD's The Krusty Krab pussy is the pussy filled with chlamydia *poo poo poo* pussy *poo poo poo* pussy The Krusty Krab pussy is the pussy you must FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  2. no....but youre one lie and tall tale away from accusing Pat of bugging your home and electronic devices
  3. uh no? i never said who's birthday...if it was LB i would have made a show of it.... calm yer tits k?
  4. then stop acting like him
  5. *sick hair band head bang*
  6. *wiggle*
  7. BWAHAHAHAHAAA fucking serves you right
  8. rock you like a hurricane *sick guitar riff*
  9. I’m going to a birthday gathering...the fuck you want?
  10. Ya know you could have been a boss and came in like “I did it and I enjoyed it, EAT DICKS”....and i would have had more respect for that then some Trump level bullshit lie
  11. cool why dont you take it to someone who fucking cares too
  12. ok then......where the fuck is the button i hit and it gives me food....any food i could possibly want.....star trek had it....the fuckin jetsons had it......WHERE THE FUCK IS MINE HUH?
  13. see this shit right here....makes me sad i dont have a dick to pee with.....i wanna pee on stuff...not pee in my shoes
  14. you realize this is fugg we're talking about right? she walks to the mailbox and it becomes an accomplishment like she ran a 4k
  15. its like the best resource.....remote hunting piglet.....then when it gets to big...and starts breaking shit....you have dinner.....
  16. no...im sure shes referring to bmnjy posting a photo of her disease ridden clam that honestly grosses everyone the fuck out... the only thing about it that is nothing short of a miracle is the fact she can even reach it around her Michelin man spare tire of a fucking gut
  17. i hope you burn....right before you get to hell....
  18. mmmbop, ba duba dop ba du bop, ba duba dop ba du bop, ba duba dop ba du, yeah
  19. why the fuck would i? i dont hate my life....
  20. that really depends on how long you decide your bender will last.....
  21. you know what a better option is? beating the piss out of you and tying you to a tree for the dogs to find.....
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