Still Me

Bagels are equivalent to 3 slices of bread...which equates to 245 calories...which would take (based my weight, which is WILDY less than yours) 41.25 minutes of excercise to burn off. And I haven’t even started on the cream cheese....

I FOUND IIIIIIT.... fuck this is old

Doubt

Weeeeeeelllll see I was 4 then...so for me the guy that replaced him was my og pooh

It was sweet and touching....dealt with some real shit.... And omg eeyore....I need me a stuffed animal that looks like the one from the movie....he’s so fucking emo cute

It was good....original voices of Pooh, piglet and tigger

going to see Christopher Robbin

“Concern” hahahahaha

Given how often she’s banned I would assume not...

Are you retaining fluid? The base of your hand is so puffy you don’t have fucking knuckles

Ha... haha... bahahahahahaaa

Really? Cause I excecise daily and my cardio is on point....whereas you break into a sweat just looking at an elliptical

What do you know....meeeeee too

Snuggling on the couch binge watching Netflix and dozing off on your partner...simple...boring....yet very satisfying

I read this as inmate moments.... now im disappointed...I wanted to hear some gay for the stay stories

No...I mean I’m an asshole but I have a weakness for bitches that cry...

Isn’t he up to 4 now?

You have powdered sugar from that doughnut you ate on them

Compression leggings...heading to the gym

This isn’t always true...I have blue cross out of Illinois and there are doctors here that refuse to take out of state insurance

That’s why I look through my insurances online system....tells me who takes it so I don’t waste my fucking time

Eerily accurate

Y’all’d’ve fucked up

Took me a bit but i found a picture of me and my brother