Still Me

Oh god you’re gross

Oh come on...did we expect anything less from me? they beat af tho

look at that smug little shit

They had their winnebago here couple weeks ago...giving out them blood drop pins and shirts....I was gonna give plasma...that means I would get a shirt and one of those white blood drops....but NOOOOOOO.....fuck y’all Red Cross

MOTHAH FUCKIN NOPE

I can’t give blood.... they wont take it the minute I tell them that I’ve had mono before... im a carrier of mono, which lives in the blood...I had it in the 5th fucking grade...and I can pass it to someone else..especially when they have a weak immune system... WHICH IS BULLSHIT...because according to their website it shouldn’t disqualify me but I have yet to have someone to fucking accept it....I just wanted a T-shirt....

Mothah fuckin TREES

Who the fuck do you think you are? Batman?...only Batman can have contingencies for random possibilities... what you gonna do for a volcano huh? WELL? COME ON BATS...

I’m here to say wildly inappropriate thing to you

As I the only one who thinks the doctor trying to collect shit with a soup can is fucking hilarious?

Body shaming...I’ve always loved that...never had that term around when I was a kid....I mean unhealthy and fat are just that....it’s all these others who grow up getting trophy’s for just showing up that made that shit up....

Na I think you’re confusing it with “finger fucked by carrot top”

PUT IT IN PORN.... we could have a new porn idea....”do you carrot bout me?” plot:...girl gets finger fucked by carrots

Ok I can handle only so much stupid...lol

It should play for the lakers

Someone b triggered....lol

Technically given the large influx of immigrant workers... wouldnt it be ameriCANTS?

but the bag said baby carrots

Then why get thin? Just continue to chunk out...lose that foot...you only live once amirite? nevermind setting healthy examples for your kid...

Are you thin pretty and popular? nope...that’s healthy for the superficial

This is true...people who are thin and live active lifestyles can still have a high bp or hc...it just happens to be more prominent in those who are overweight also you have to look at ethnic factors. Those whom are black have a higher risk of diabetes and heart disease...and being overweight exacerbates the issue