Still Me

Who let you out of your cage?

There were a couple of good laughs in it... but I love puppets...so I give it....3.5/10

eh....not good....not bad....

You blend them in a food processor with peanut butter and chia seeds...I think it looks good...

Oh and I found this no bake chocolate chip cookie dough recipie made with chickpeas....I thought it looked good

I was thinking of making these low carb/sodium enchiladas....

....why can’t we have someone GOOD come back....

your mommy eats boogers

It hurts my face.... im a spicy wimp

on my subway Sammy....my lips are on FIRE....

ITS ME MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

fite me

does a blanket count as clothing?.....im wearing it kinda like a cardigan....so.....maybe?

no....not really.....i love the feel of itchy pubic hair in my pusspuss... its the new sensation thats sweeping the nation

thats ok.....im gonna play with my boobs until i get a boner

dont lie.... you too huh?

hes great isnt he? what would i do without him? i had just taken a beauty too....where the glow of the tv really illuminated the volume of my cup...the light kissing the tips of my perky nips

omg thank you so much....i almost had a lapse in judgement....

And birds....for shitting on my car....

I GET TO KILL BIRDS TOO?!? omg this is the best day ever

So I get to kill people? bitchin

It’s because Zeni is a fuckin beta creep

Man this is harder than I thought... i love pastrami...capicola....corned beef... ruben? Pastrami on rye? ..... or no...wait... monte Cristo...I could go ham on some monte cristo rn.... get it?....ham?