Still Me

oh dude fucking tell me about it...one had molted on my tire few weeks ago...left its dirty husk.... that being said....they are gentle giants....they dont bite but the thing about them that sucks is that they fly too fast and i dont think they have the ability to dodge like flies can....i shit you not one flew right into my fucking face one time....felt like i had been fucking punched....

ive only gotten that perk once when i had to drive to the district office everyday for like 2 weeks....spearheading peer training fucking blows...will not be doing that again....

and im not 100% on how we got on the topic, but we started arguing with our pharmacist that 'NO, not all water tastes the fucking same'.... so we bought a bunch of waters, and had a non-participating coworker set up a blind taste test of the following: tap water fiji smart water store brand core dasani evan life water

oh he can.... he knows that my girly dick is bigger than his half pack of Rolaids

but my dick is huge....so it keeps the bitches in the yard....

AN UGGO I TELL YOU......I LOOKS LIKE QUASIMODO.....

im an uggo

beer?

youre dead to me canopener

na but see you can reply to me and still get banned if you like....

maybe take your own advice...

who the fuck you calling a ho?

know what you can suck?

AND START A FUCKING FIRE

well....you fail at most things so.....i expected this

you dumbass....i went to an irish pub down the fuckin street....im in TEXAS.....

LB and i hitting a pub for some shepherds pie and a pint

you go by what i tell you to go by

who the fuck said i like the rangers? i grew up in NY watching the skyechiefs (who were at the time the farm team for the blue jays) THEREFORE im a blue jays fan

astros suck

FUCK YOU ROGGLEPUS

well to be transparent....both are better than your face

DAMN MEXICAN FOOD side note.....ive lost a total of 77 pounds.....

meek people disgust me