Still Me

*wiggle*

BWAHAHAHAHAAA fucking serves you right

rock you like a hurricane *sick guitar riff*

I’m going to a birthday gathering...the fuck you want?

Ya know you could have been a boss and came in like “I did it and I enjoyed it, EAT DICKS”....and i would have had more respect for that then some Trump level bullshit lie

cool why dont you take it to someone who fucking cares too

ok then......where the fuck is the button i hit and it gives me food....any food i could possibly want.....star trek had it....the fuckin jetsons had it......WHERE THE FUCK IS MINE HUH?

see this shit right here....makes me sad i dont have a dick to pee with.....i wanna pee on stuff...not pee in my shoes

you realize this is fugg we're talking about right? she walks to the mailbox and it becomes an accomplishment like she ran a 4k

its like the best resource.....remote hunting piglet.....then when it gets to big...and starts breaking shit....you have dinner.....

no...im sure shes referring to bmnjy posting a photo of her disease ridden clam that honestly grosses everyone the fuck out... the only thing about it that is nothing short of a miracle is the fact she can even reach it around her Michelin man spare tire of a fucking gut

i hope you burn....right before you get to hell....

mmmbop, ba duba dop ba du bop, ba duba dop ba du bop, ba duba dop ba du, yeah

why the fuck would i? i dont hate my life....

that really depends on how long you decide your bender will last.....

you know what a better option is? beating the piss out of you and tying you to a tree for the dogs to find.....

caskets are cheaper https://www.walmart.com/ip/Funeral-Casket-Mahogany-Solid-Wood-With-Velvet-Interior/108364157

looks about as fat as zeni is

i say....train a truffle pig to find remotes....(any excuse to get a teacup pig really...look at them lil'bacons...daww)

well....im happy....youve reached that point in your relationship? isnt yalls relationship fairly new? i was just merely stating that it would be wise to have gone the 5 year distance first before you start implementing changes....but reading through the thread i can see your POV...it is kinda one sided.... me personally? i lay claim...i roost.....im not sure if id call myself the jealous type but....whats mine is fucking MINE....unless given express permission by me does anyone touch even the smallest of my things...from earrings and bottles of water...to a man.....and when it comes to those whom ive created an emotional connection with....youll never get an ok..... my family is fucking garbage....so i make loyalties with others...so when it comes to friends and boyfriends, i am extremely loyal and dangerously protective....ill go to jail for protecting someone close to me i dont fucking care....you dont mess with mine

see i just get up and use the button.....or....my roku has a remote app on my phone....so.... BACKUP PLANS!!

na musket....ive been around for a long ass time....nothing really shocks me at this point....