Still Me

You blend them in a food processor with peanut butter and chia seeds...I think it looks good...

Oh and I found this no bake chocolate chip cookie dough recipie made with chickpeas....I thought it looked good

I was thinking of making these low carb/sodium enchiladas....

....why can’t we have someone GOOD come back....

your mommy eats boogers

It hurts my face.... im a spicy wimp

on my subway Sammy....my lips are on FIRE....

ITS ME MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

fite me

does a blanket count as clothing?.....im wearing it kinda like a cardigan....so.....maybe?

no....not really.....i love the feel of itchy pubic hair in my pusspuss... its the new sensation thats sweeping the nation

thats ok.....im gonna play with my boobs until i get a boner

dont lie.... you too huh?

hes great isnt he? what would i do without him? i had just taken a beauty too....where the glow of the tv really illuminated the volume of my cup...the light kissing the tips of my perky nips

omg thank you so much....i almost had a lapse in judgement....

And birds....for shitting on my car....

I GET TO KILL BIRDS TOO?!? omg this is the best day ever

So I get to kill people? bitchin

It’s because Zeni is a fuckin beta creep

Man this is harder than I thought... i love pastrami...capicola....corned beef... ruben? Pastrami on rye? ..... or no...wait... monte Cristo...I could go ham on some monte cristo rn.... get it?....ham?

We all have board herpies....and they are INSANELY contagious

I’m sorry you’ve come to this horrible place

You fuckin old son of a bitch with 8 cats... way to stereotype... go out and get raped by middle age @Admin_Raptorpat <3 you faggot