TrigunBebop

The 24 inch round Qualatex balloon, also known as the Q24 (which was considered to be the Holy Grail of balloons among looners), was overrated. And I was mostly indifferent when Qualatex stopped making them. The 24 inch round Tuftex balloon (also called the TT24) was always superior anyways.

You said you were having a me day, but where's the balloons? One can't have a me day without balloons.

What is this I don't even

I can't believe it's not butter.

The kind of anime balloons I'm talking about can probably only be found in the adults only section of some weeb stores. >.>;;

feels good, man.

Lies. ur a duck

Catnip!? Hell yeah kitty wants some! :3

I forgot to mention gender-fluid Shrek.

ok now things are getting to be too hawt.

I put all my money in a balloon stash policy, like a smart person.

Nothin much. Just bein' frisky.

I bet it's because of the balloons. Yep. Must be the balloons.

I love it when he bounces hard on me and makes my neck bulge out so far that I look like a light bulb. Or when he blows me up to the absolute limit and stops just before I would burst.

Don't forget non-binary Shrek on male/female/non-binary Shrek.

Are you sure you're not actually a cat? Or a cat/cau hybrid?

o hai thar

I know, right? Especially that one person who always talks about balloons. They're such a cutie.

But how good are the balloons they sell? That's the most important thing.

Doesn't the UK have that stupid porn filter thing? That's a pretty decent reason not to go there.

Aw, shucks. #>.>#

Have you mastered the art of baiting?

cau pls

I dunno why, but I like it.