TrigunBebop

Imma spam balloon related tweets at you.

Did someone say party!? I bring the decorations.

I have to limit my fiber intake

But not too much

shit well.

That's one vote for "yes"

Nah. Inflatocracy is better.

this isn't a meritocracy.

Oh no... one should never try to use a balloon like a condom for fucking people. It's almost guaranteed to slide off during. You don't need a condom to fuck balloons. It just makes things less messy... and it lets you enjoy one balloon multiple times without being unhygienic. I mean what?

no that other guy

Do you really wanna know how to make the perfect balloon condom for balloon fucking?

I'm gonna make a Pride Moth balloon sculpture using many different color balloons.

no u

HAR HAR HAR Actually I just don't like how fragile they are and I might be allergic to the powder they use.

I'd travel back to that one time I decided to try some Chinese balloons and tell my past self "Don't waste the money".

Nah. He discovered and developed shitloads of stuff. I haven't discovered or developed much of anything to do with balloons. I've just chronicled things that other people have found or made. Pretty much the only "new" thing I've discovered is how to make the perfect balloon condom.

hawt

also, pumps.

This is why I usually only make shitposts about balloons. Otherwise, you get mundane shit like this outta me.

No you don't. That's part of the reason I had to have ass surgery.

... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. FOR I WISH TO BE ABLE TO CONSUME DAIRY WHILE RETAINING MY ABILITY TO SHIT.

Just saiyan.

You kids and your getting banned from obscure offshoots of cartoon message boards...

I'll double your post, baby. Or something