TrigunBebop

... and now I just remembered the taste of Fruit by the Foot. And now I also want some. Dammit, I just went to the grocery store and now I'm gonna have to go right back. Thanks, mochi

Money = Balloons Balloons = Happiness Therefore, Money = Happiness

That accounts for maybe like 100-150 of my points. Where the hell did the other 600+ points come from?

I didn't think it'd be possible for anything to surpass Qualatex balloons, but I think Tuftex balloons just might have done it. At first, although I quite liked them, I was rather disappointed by the fact that Tuftex balloons didn't tend to last as long as other brands. Lately, however, I just cannot stop thinking about them. Their beautiful, fully rounded shape, their sweet aroma, their intensely soft and cuddly feeling latex, and their massive overinflation and necking potential seem to have left quite an impression on me. I've never been so thoroughly infatuated with a balloon before.

Because you touch yourself at night.

HAPPEH MOTHERFUCKIN BIRTHDAY NEKOCHAN!!! ^__^

My favorite online balloon shop just got a fresh batch of my favorite balloons in. Time to stock up!

How the hell did I manage to get in the top 10?

I'm tired of being tired.

DO A BARRY ROLL

FOREVER? FOREVER EVER? FOREVER EVER?

I know, right? At this rate the balloon bubble is gonna burst within the next few years.

I'm the balloon tax collector. Time to pay up.

I'm so claiming all those bugs as dependents.

Or my playful necking

But water makes me throw up. Literally.

Zero ounces

Sell all your stocks and invest in balloons before inflation hits.

people like me for my sensual blowing

I'm totally gonna buy it.

It's officially a thing now.

The same thing I always do. Balloons and what not.

3 regular pillows Anywhere from 1 to 20 balloons that also function as pillows.

The Puppy Bowl might be good, but the Kitten Bowl is the true main event.

huddle up.