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    When does a sandwich cook? When it's bacon lettuce and tomato.
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    What does a dinosaur use to pay bills? Tyrannosaurus checks.
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    I tried viewing the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colinder, but it ended up straining my eyes.
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    Did you know that if you listen to a death song one million times it becomes a Megadeth song?
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    Why was the singer locked out of his house? He was out of key.
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    Balloons might not play instruments, but I've heard they're really into pop music.
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    What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
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    My ex still misses me. But her aim is getting better.
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    What's a dog say when it sits on sandpaper? Ruff
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    What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help? Lemonaid
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    Did you hear about the limo driver who had no customers for 20 years? His whole career, and he had nothing to chauffeur it.
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    Has anyone seen my electrons? It's hard to keep an ion them.
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    Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School.
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    A friend of mine has admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. I'm worried, but he says he can stop whenever he wants.
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    How did Jesus' crusifixion save us? It's because he nailed it.
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    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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    Dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died he kept insisting for us to B positive, but it's hard without him.
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    Why did the ghost go to the dance alone? He had no body to go with.
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    Lewd also = increased prison sentence though
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    Why can't skeletons play church music? They don't have organs.
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    Your new name shall be covered_in_bushes
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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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    What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
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    A reptile dysfunction.
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