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  1. TrigunBebop
    Did you hear about the limo driver who had no customers for 20 years? His whole career, and he had nothing to chauffeur it.
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    Has anyone seen my electrons? It's hard to keep an ion them.
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    Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School.
  4. TrigunBebop
    A friend of mine has admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. I'm worried, but he says he can stop whenever he wants.
  5. TrigunBebop
    How did Jesus' crusifixion save us? It's because he nailed it.
  6. TrigunBebop
    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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    Dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died he kept insisting for us to B positive, but it's hard without him.
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    Why did the ghost go to the dance alone? He had no body to go with.
  9. TrigunBebop
    Lewd also = increased prison sentence though
  10. TrigunBebop
    Why can't skeletons play church music? They don't have organs.
  11. TrigunBebop
    Your new name shall be covered_in_bushes
  12. TrigunBebop
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  13. TrigunBebop
    What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
  14. TrigunBebop
    A reptile dysfunction.
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    Yep. Just make sure to cover up the lewd side. Don't wanna get arrested.
  16. TrigunBebop
    Looks like I walked right into that one. How did I not see that coming?
  17. TrigunBebop
    I know, right? Those requirements more or less shut out interested people who don't want to have a bunch of social media accounts all over the place (People like me).
  18. TrigunBebop
    Fun fact: The longest running looner mailing list (And the oldest looner group on the internet) is called Balloon Buddies. Been thinking about maybe joining it.
  19. TrigunBebop
    No it's not like pedophilia.
  20. TrigunBebop
    Exactly Miku Uniform = Miku Pillowcase
  21. TrigunBebop
    If I had a big D like that I'd show it off too.
  22. TrigunBebop
    Don't worry. It's not actually new. It's just got some sparkly plating on it. If you scratch it away, you can still see the oldness underneath.
  23. TrigunBebop
    That's no flu. That's a zombie plague.
  24. TrigunBebop
    You could probably get away with it if you wear your Miku pillowcase.
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    bai bai
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