TrigunBebop

Yep. Just make sure to cover up the lewd side. Don't wanna get arrested.

Looks like I walked right into that one. How did I not see that coming?

I know, right? Those requirements more or less shut out interested people who don't want to have a bunch of social media accounts all over the place (People like me).

Fun fact: The longest running looner mailing list (And the oldest looner group on the internet) is called Balloon Buddies. Been thinking about maybe joining it.

No it's not like pedophilia.

Exactly Miku Uniform = Miku Pillowcase

If I had a big D like that I'd show it off too.

Don't worry. It's not actually new. It's just got some sparkly plating on it. If you scratch it away, you can still see the oldness underneath.

That's no flu. That's a zombie plague.

You could probably get away with it if you wear your Miku pillowcase.

bai bai

It's actually a bit more complicated than you'd think. All new users have to be approved by the admin (and the admin only checks new users like once every other month) and the admin usually only approves you if they know who you are or if you have a social media presence as a looner (Which I fit into neither of those categories).

I dunno. This place and the aforementioned balloon fetish forum are the only forums I browse.

Naballoon also works.

Nope. No link 4 u.

I lol'd

Honestly, I don't know. That's part of the reason I never bothered to make an account there.

Don't have one. >.> I'm not a member. I just lurk as a guest. <.<

It definitely surprised me.

You'll need a balloony username first. BalloonPanda? StarLoon?

The bigger the balloon, the more durable it is.

Circus balloons tend to be small. <_< Go big or go home. >_>

That would pretty much ruin them. Bleach and overinflated balloons don't mix.

... Would you really even wanna touch my used balloons, much less steal them?

You can... uh... "acquire" free balloons from some car dealerships. Or some restaurants. Or parks.