TrigunBebop

Balloon Banger 2: Electric Blue Balloon It's looner erotica.

Cheese and crackers is the shit.

Hang out with me.

I sure do love me some D. Especially in my mouth.

That's what people said about balloons. And they were wrong.

I need to start watching that show.

I understand nothing. I'm a total airhead.

Silly ghostrek. Balloons aren't scary. ... Unless you're phobic.

hawt

How mysterious

But what about a broloon?

oh noes

My balloons are even more disappoint than I am. They wanted to watch too.

I am disappoint.

... And can I watch?

Nice brotato

If you have any decent party supply stores in your area you should be able to find 24 inchers for a little over a dollar apiece (uninflated). They're worth the money. They make things quite festive (way more than smaller balloons).

I'm not lurking. I'm just distracted by big ass balloons at the moment.

And being kinkshamed is my kink.

Well that's a shame. My balloon threads are bangin'. No, really. I'm not just inflating my own ego here. My threads will blow your mind.

Luckily, I like 'em over-inflated.

...WTF That was hilarious.

Sanic

Some of my thread topics really are bangin' and then you open them and see what amazing sexy things I've been up to with balloons. LIKE I WAS SAYING, I downloaded some really hot cosplay balloon porn and my naughty anime print balloons came in the mail. I'm gonna get laid by a hot girl on a big ass balloon, the likes of which the UEMB has never seen.