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  1. TrigunBebop
    I actually tried to make ________ my username when I first signed up, but it didn't let me do it. So I fell back on my asmb name.
  2. TrigunBebop
    If I wanted 12 inchers, I would have bought 12 inchers. I wanted 16 inchers, dammit. *grumble grumble*
  3. TrigunBebop
    Nope.I like being nameless.
  4. TrigunBebop
    I have no name
  5. TrigunBebop
    You say that like it's a bad thing.
  6. TrigunBebop
    I know. I'm borderline deathly allergic to cats. Still love 'em.
  7. TrigunBebop
    Even most of the allergic people will still love the cat anyways.
  8. TrigunBebop
    Why watch other kinds of porn when balloon porn exists?
  9. TrigunBebop
    Balloon QA tester
  10. TrigunBebop
    If they're right, there might be a business opportunity here. Phone sex ASMR. I bet there's a market for that.
  11. TrigunBebop
    I didn't know laughing boobs were a thing.
  12. TrigunBebop
    Does having an overinflated ego count as being dope?
  13. TrigunBebop
    orly nao?
  14. TrigunBebop
    If I could get an account I would post links to your fanfictions there.
  15. TrigunBebop
    That's been happening with me too, lately.
  16. TrigunBebop
    Balloons wouldn't make very good hookers. Their career would be over after the first prick.
  17. TrigunBebop
    Because that would make sense.
  18. TrigunBebop
    I spent all my money on balloons though.
  19. TrigunBebop
    So a bag of balloons is good enough, then.
  20. TrigunBebop
    What do you call a marathon for pastors? A Rev Run.
  21. TrigunBebop
    Did you hear about the train passenger who got electrocuted? He got promoted from passenger to conductor.
  22. TrigunBebop
    Used napkin, empty bottle, half-eaten sandwich, expired food. Oops... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk trash.
  23. TrigunBebop
    Yep.
  24. TrigunBebop
    Say it out loud.
  25. TrigunBebop
    Did you hear about the journalist who masturbated on all of his papers? He's got a room full of sticky notes.
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