TrigunBebop

Because you touch yourself at night.

The Sims doesn't have enough balloons in it to be an accurate depiction of my life.

You should make a little scouter for the kitty up top.

Yay you found kitty! =^__^= Make sure to give them lotsa extra snuggles and cuddles. Gotta make up for lost time. >.>

Monkey Ball wasn't shit. It was a fantastic game.

No thanks. I'd rather fuck some balloons. I mean what?

Well... I certainly did Nazi that coming... O_o

Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. It tastes pretty damn good.

I don't suck. I blow.

In honor of 4/20 you should give her some dank catnip.

I tried to enjoy Dynasty Warriors Nine But it was awful

Clean your room

You can have me any night, bby. I mean wut?

Lock the door to your bedroom?

Dunno what to do, eh? Words of wisdom: When in doubt, fap it out.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A JOKE ABOUT THE BATTLE OF CHIBI. ... I've clearly played far too much Dynasty Warriors.

But that would pop me. And not in a good way. >.>;

Really? At the gas station I worked at, it was extremely common to see customers come in and buy whole display boxes of Swishers on 4/20. And, because corporate never approved our requests for more Swishers, it always royally fucked our inventory for the rest of the week (or sometimes the next 2-3 weeks).

I bet at least a few people are gonna come in and buy 1 (or more) whole display boxes of 'em by themselves.

It's fine. However, what isn't fine is that I'm still stuck in that damned tree.

I wouldn't be able to sleep in there. Too much motion in the ocean.

Eh, it happens just as often to small loons. The issue is the string/ribbon tied to the balloon, not the balloon itself.

I would come back, but it seems I got stuck in a tree. >.<