TrigunBebop

There's a few squirrels in my attic. Every now and then I can hear them scampering around up there.

I had a balloon. Tried to blow it up real big. But then it went "BANG!"

Mein Freind!

Build a Gundam

I don't suck on straws, I blow through them. *is a rebel*

use it to inflate some balloons. Free air pump.

Balloons > People Also, cocks

"Yes, cigarette smoke does indeed have an odor, so please stop shoving those dirty rags in my face."

Mah Frand

You told me "If it ain't inflatable, it ain't datable". Or something like that.

0/10 not enough balloons

Now I wanna know even more >.<

Lies and slander libel. I never kiss anyone.

Sometimes campy/cheesy shit is the best though.

Eh, the internet sort of makes that law not 100% enforceable. There are plenty of online balloon shops (most of which cater to looners) that use really discreet packaging. One of the balloon shops I use puts a completely different business name on the shipping label and lists the package contents as "toys" or "electronics". Hell, I used to live in a town where you'd get reported to the police if you tried to buy large quantities of balloons (Because people were using balloons to smuggle large quantities of drugs). I was able to avoid that problem by buying balloons online. Frankly, though, a better version of that law would be a ban on using balloons outside. That would put a stop to balloon littering without potentially causing needless harm to people who use balloons responsibly.

... I am okay with this interpretation. >.>;

Then how come you never look at us during?

I PUT THE "DOM" IN "FREEDOM" ... I have no idea what this is even supposed to mean.

LLAMA

Gundam model RX-78GP02A TYPE MLRS Passes the badass test, right out of the box.

I thought you were always serious. o_o >.> <.<

I only respect the gizzard. And the liver.

I feel kinda sick.