TrigunBebop

That lemon better stay the fuck away from my balloons.

I have the standard American accent with a hint of southern for specific words.

I'VE ALREADY SEEN THAT SCENE

wat? It really is a pretty risky idea. Getting too much juice on the glans or any juice at all in the urethra will result in a very bad time. The only way to make it remotely safe is to use a non-latex condom.

Bad idea. Citrus Fruits + Genitals = Severe Burning Sensation And it can also cause an infection.

Or maybe I'm just full of hot air.

Lies! That's antiballoon propaganda!!! D:

I would drive that, but I don't have a license.

Better hide waifu. Or at least get a new pillow for her.

Ghostrek2: Birthday Boogaloo

HAPPEH BIRFDAI GHOSTREK!!! ^__^ Hope have great day! Also, let party! 🎈🎈🎈

God is a sock

I'd get a contract with either Qualatex or Tuftex to allow me to reproduce the scent of their balloons in perfume form. And I'd call it "Lustful Loonacy". Its price would have to be pretty cheap, considering you could get the same effect by just buying a cheapo bag of balloons and rubbing them all over yourself.

It was so worth it.

I'm willing to share... so long as balloons are always involved in the day names.

Nope. I bought the rights to every day of the week.

I get all the days

It's pronounced "worcheshirecat" sauce

Actually it's Titpop Tuesday.

My sinuses have been royally fucked the past few days. Spring's finally here.

I approve of this so long as said favicon is a balloon.

Should have kept the kitty.

I NEVER SLEEP. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

She wants you