TrigunBebop

You wanted a balloon moar than I did? I call shenanigans.

Can... can I touch it?

And balloon knowledge is the ultimate power!

You're welcome

Yes! Unload all over me, bby! Wait... what?

Aw yeah, shoot me, bby.

Buried in a sea of balloons

Hawt

Energy crisis solved! I always knew balloons would play a part in saving the world.

I ain't getting loud with no one. Now, my balloons, on the other hand, are pretty loud tho.

No. I said I woke up with a balloon in my pants, not "I currently have a balloon in my pants".

I'm a balloon.

Al Bundy?

The name's Shitfail. Wait...

I woke up with a balloon in my pants, so I'm quite alright. Wait... what?

I just ate a chocolate bar.

Call me Ishmael

That was absolutely terrible. Good job.

Balloon blowjob is best blowjob. Also, cocks.

Well do it moar

Buying porn can be fun if you know the people involved enjoyed making it.

I see a lot of furry vids in related videos when I look for balloon vids on YouTube. Awful lot of furry looners out there, it seems.

You can cut the lip off a popped balloon and use it to tie off another balloon. This is pretty useful for tieing off extremely overinflated balloons or for making a temporary seal for a balloon you plan to deflate and reuse later. And the method for doing this is the same as the rubber band method.

It's just your heart reminding you to take care of it.