TrigunBebop

No. I said I woke up with a balloon in my pants, not "I currently have a balloon in my pants".

I'm a balloon.

Al Bundy?

The name's Shitfail. Wait...

I woke up with a balloon in my pants, so I'm quite alright. Wait... what?

I just ate a chocolate bar.

Call me Ishmael

That was absolutely terrible. Good job.

Balloon blowjob is best blowjob. Also, cocks.

Well do it moar

Buying porn can be fun if you know the people involved enjoyed making it.

I see a lot of furry vids in related videos when I look for balloon vids on YouTube. Awful lot of furry looners out there, it seems.

You can cut the lip off a popped balloon and use it to tie off another balloon. This is pretty useful for tieing off extremely overinflated balloons or for making a temporary seal for a balloon you plan to deflate and reuse later. And the method for doing this is the same as the rubber band method.

It's just your heart reminding you to take care of it.

I already have all the balloons you all will ever need.

no u

Nice cock

Video games and Gundam building. Also, cocks.

Do any of those fans like to shitpost about their fetishes? >.> <.<

Though I guess this place counts as balloon related since I always post about balloons. And Amazon probably counts too since I only use it to order balloons from a certain marketplace vendor. ... Looks like all my bookmarks are balloon related.

I'd just fart in the seat and see if anyone still wants it afterwards.

Not in or near my balloon room.

Was balloon shot? Who was balloon?