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shit

thanks for playing everyone who joined! we'll start earlier next time i promise

damnit!

"least sexy thought"

ok we're live now and the lobby is open

hello @panic

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I never did introduce myself to the neighbor on the right

no that's dumb someone made a satire of house of cards ages ago when the show was culturally relevant and the frank underwood character was called frank underboob and that's the only thing i ever think of

frank underboob

are the special 7k eggs live yet? because i haven't been able to spin stops or open gifts, i've got like five slots open which i was saving for the eggs once they're live. i was also assuming it's tied to when you open the gift and not when the gift was received, and also that the egg pool is determined when the eggs is received.

This is true, but I don't think it's the literal adult responsibilities (or lack thereof) that make the difference. Everything is new and exciting, McDonald's food is magical instead of cardboard. Our parents are perfect and know everything, instead of two more knuckleheads just trying to get by. The adult world from that perspective seems like it has order and logic to it (even if we realize we don't understand it at the time), rather than the reality that everyone is just winging it. And then are brains are hard-wired to latch onto the nostalgia for it all.

before you can do that, you have to base your entire inner self worth on whether the real me rejects you, because you've placed all your emotional eggs in that one basket

i skipped another mewtwo EX raid on sunday cuz i went to game night, but we did a regirock raid, which leveled me up to 34. and the combined prizes from the raid and leveling me up put me at more than 100 over my bag limit, so i missed the 7 day spin streak but i guess it didn't really matter because i had 100 extra items. i bought a bag upgrade and i still had more than 50 over the limit.

Happy birthday

Those are their most attractive customers, the white whales that will get caught up in debt and pay interest on their interest. They don't actually make money from people who pay their bills on time.

@crackymckrackin

Now you can see all the home page widgets without having to scroll through miles of archives!

I'm going to slit myself open the plastic on this microwavable meal

wait what what even

i think @Nabloomhad a viscerally descriptive story about someone peeling an orange in public bathroom

what about when someone is brushing their teeth in the public restroom while someone is in a stall 6 ft away releasing their noxious butt toxins into the air

I looked at this yesterday but scrolling past now I definitely read "dragoncon" as "dragoncorn"

my firm is "too small" to let us roll it over and build it up, and they also don't let us cash it out so it's purely a "use it or lose it" scenario i think i lost like 10 days last year