Drop suit at cleaners, "I need to be at a wake Monday by 4:00" "ok we'll have it rushed for 4:00"
Mom: "family is getting there at 3:00"
"Hi, I know you put a rush for 4:00, but I need to be there at 3:00, is there any chance it'll be there before?" "Best we can do is 3:00, maybe ten after"
"Hey Dad, I gotta be to the wake at 3:00, can you pick up my suit on your way, and we'll concoct a stupid plan where I get changed at the funeral parlor?" "ok"
Rush to funeral home, pull into empty parking lot at 3:01, sister pulls in two minutes later "where is everyone?" my mother and stepfather get there at 3:15, no one else here.
Stupid