Raptorpat

lol your name is too long

admin abuse alright, everyone laugh at the mistakes

If you legitimately read this warning as "never post anything ever again" and a "state wide ban on erotic art" and you can't identify the actual problem I've identified, then I'm just struggling real hard right now to comprehend your worldview.

This is not a helpful approach Elfie, nor is it even factually accurate.

empty wants the grimace's mcnuggies

who would want a chilly dog

for gods sake

hamdurger and hitdogs

one of you has cascading locks of fiery red hair, the other's head was shaved in their sleep

The Sound of Music (the hills are alive, how scary is that)

at least the "substantial loss" piece keeps it semi-honest. though my bet is this program will run out of funding real quick.

LE POISSON

one of you sports an evil mustache, and the other is evil

that's right @Pandas_Love@AnimationFan14 you two are actually one person and have been this whole time 🎂

when i was five or six we took in a stray gray tabby, my sister named him 'tippy' and we had him for a dozen years maybe. he was indoor/outdoor and one day we noticed he hadn't been around for a while. my father said he found him curled up in the shade on the side of the driveway opposite the house, as if he curled up and went to sleep and never woke up and then he buried him in the back. not sure how true that story was. when i was between 10 and 12, I found a tiny black kitten stuck in the neighbor's bush. it had some kind of eye infection and its eyes were clogged shut. we took him to the vet and had him for a couple of weeks, named him zach, but ultimately my aunt took him and he lived a long life there with her other kitties. shortly before getting together, my gf took in an older calico named gwen. after we were together she adopted a three-legged black cat named 'dancer' (she also promoted him to Lt.) to keep gwen company, thinking the two would be on the same speed. they did not like each other. then gwen got cancer and lost a leg, so we had two thee-legged kitties for a while. the towards the end, gwen seemed like she was on her last leg and Lt. Dancer stayed at my sister's so gwen could relax in her final days, but that turned into like a three-week vacation so he came back home once we decided the imminency wasn't really there. but a few months later she did decide to shut down and check out, while my gf was out of the country. even though they didn't get along, lt. dancer had a mental breakdown after gwen was gone and he was home alone day while we were at work every day. so even though she wasn't super ready, the gf adopted another cat from the shelter to help keep dancer grounded regardless of whether they'd be actual cat friends. enter wilma, a polydactyl tuxedo cat proportioned like a corgi. she's an ex-feral who loves being petted (on her terms), but won't take anyone's shit and will fwap you several times with her big oven mitts before you have the chance to blink. when I bought the house three years ago, we talked about adopting a third adult cat. meanwhile, a friend from college had taken in the cat their former neighbors had abandoned, and was pregnancy with four kittens. they couldn't find a home for the last two (a solid black girl and a cream white boy) and given then prior context and my heartstrings, I ended up taking them both as a surprise. their names are 'blakitu' and 'button' but we usually call them variations of 'fat blap' and 'very bad white kitty'. so now, as @GuyBeardmane once pointed out: quatro gatos

it was really the analysis that did it

happy birthday mochi

i'm doing rules first, soon prepare your anuses

It's on the list.

yiff

It was a great starter car but by the time it made it to me it started having issues and ultimately I burned the transmission out, but by then I already had the Sebring waiting for me.

1990 Ford Tempo (great grandmother's) 1997 Chrysler Sebring (grandmother's) 2016 Ford Fusion (lease) 2019 Ford Fusion Hybrid (lease) Did not include the 1980s Reliant K I borrowed for a month my senior year of high school after I crashed the Tempo on black ice before the Sebring was fixed up. Ended up fixing the Tempo and using it for the rest of the school year.