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except when you judas chaired

i never been mad at you in me entire life

send away! and welcome back!

sounds like a terrible experience all around good luck on the fix!

man but when it's good it's gooooood

the original gamecube version was real weird to get used to. the wii trilogy port went for the pointer controls but obviously that just isn't physically the same as a mouse. the switch remaster had legit dual controls, but I also had 20 years of gamecube muscle memory that were almost impossible to override

you're reporting your boss for wage theft etc. it seems like they're actively investigating and all that overtime you're owed adds up if they're just going to hand it over to you on a silver platter to avoid a lawsuit or having the dep't of labor up their butt different consideration if it's like a pittance

please take the money

happy birthday @-Ninja_Jesus- and also @inuyashaboy05

happy belated birthday @ZeroStralem sorry i was busy

i had cheerios in milk yesterday for the first time in years and (to my knowledge) I never shit my pants after from the milk

happy birthday @JehutyNinja/@Judy rooty tooty fresh and fruity

party party join us join us

learning the distinction between shock sites and legitimate porn, ma

antiquing *explodes*

that is my kite

I remember a couple friends were over when I lived at my mom's in college and we were waiting for something before leaving and one friend decided to show 2g1c to the other friend who had never heard of it. So he has a meltdown watching it for obvious reasons which was all good fun etc., but it was my mom's computer in the living room, so I'm all "shit now I gotta scrub that from the history" and we go on our way after. Apparently I didn't fully delete it because fast forward to next day and I'm on campus and my stepfather calls me and asks me why I was looking at porn on my mom's computer and how to delete it before she finds it. So now I feel obligated to explain over the phone that it's "not really porn, it's a shock site" and what a shock site is because I can't have people thinking I was looking at that for porn purposes. He was apparently not successful either, because fast forward to either that night or the next day and my mom calls me and lectures me about pornography and how it's disrespectful to women and I'm like "MA IT IS A SHOCK SITE THAT BRETT PULLED UP TO PRANK VINNY, I WASNT LOOKING AT PORN ON YOUR COMPUTER IN THE LIVING ROOM"

I bumped into a friend at the park yesterday and he was all "yo you coming to the suicune raid with us?" and I was just "uh sure why not" It was a 1701 and he said 1704 was the hundo, but my phone started bricking so hard that I probably wasted two thirds of my balls because of lag/freezes and it got away.

I don't know that I've made anything yet today

happy birthday @Cidz!

why is @panicattacking you

happy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday @avec

If they won't let you divorce you just start your own church

iunno if that's actually a regional thing more than a rogue-ional thing

Happy birthday @AnimationFan14 and all!