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Poof

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  1. Look at all the good ol boys in this thread
  2. Hold on gonna get some petrol first
  3. I didn't even finish the last rick and morty season but i've watch bushland adventures like 50 hundred times
  4. All the bleach has scabbed up his sinuses. That or some previous huffing habit.
  5. he's really talented. everyone on the show is perfect
  6. The document said you couldn't get it up.
  7. you're truly gifted
  8. Since you'll be running your own bank by then, you'll be a great asset, and one of my biggest campaign donors due to the kompromat and all
  9. No if she cared about you too she would want you to be doing good
  10. I assume I'll be a Senator at least by then
  11. Oh shut up u know I didn't mean you. And I'm relaxed. I'm in the tub rn
  12. The proper way to show that you're not a racist or whatever is to simply apologize when you say something fucked up. It's easy and it shows respect.
  13. Oh please I was joking I don't kill people they have accidents
  14. Oh sure, but I haven't killed anyone in awhile
  15. my bed takes on different roles. each role has it's own set of sheets. it's complicated.
  16. I typically roll around with it in bed
  17. Seems like a really odd thing to hire a comic for. Like hey this guys dead now let's all have a laugh. I can't imagine it going well even if you're careful
  18. Oh ok suck a dick and never come back then
  19. Yes. It's much easier without so much stuff and a pet.
  20. She was my geometry teacher. She was only 20-21 all the other teachers talked about how she was a genius bc she got her first degree super early. And she was very intelligent. We would talk sometimes bc I would never do the work. (She is the same one who printed out The Monkey's Paw story for me to read which I've posted about before) we were talking about music one day and we got to Nine Inch Nails which she said she liked bc she grew up in the 90s. And shes like, "What's that one song they did? It goes like 'Help me help me something something the inside'?" And i was like "oh yea I know that one." Shes like "Yea I like that one." If you don't know, that songs called Closer but most ppl know it by its chorus which is "I wanna fuck you like an animal" I remember it so distinctly like she seemed weird when she said it and she repeated like three times that she liked it and that was her fav song they did. It was a bullshit job for her too. She only taught for a year before she moved on to a mathematics think tank somewhere. It never occured to me until she was gone how there could be a connection between how weird she was being and the lyrics of that song. And she was only like 4 years older than me. Idk. I really wish I could go back in time bc I just wanna know. It bothers me so much. I'm almost positive, but I'll never know for sure.
  21. Sometimes that is a success
  22. That's bc you're kinda a dick skiles
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