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Poof

Order of the Owl
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  1. He said it again
  2. He said answering machine
  3. Depends if you act like an ass or not
  4. Except it was actually a bomb threat and had the threat been real they would've done nothing since sitting outside instead of searching for the bomb is kinda useless. They probably felt real tough tho
  5. I wish I had to worry about that when selecting bras
  6. Nothing wrong with that. I have a few walmart fashionables.
  7. Yea apologies for the lousy victoria secret panties
  8. I drank a lot of water before commencing drankage and my sleep wasn't interrupted by anything. I actually feel pretty good. Plus I've heard cider doesn't give you bad hangovers too which I think may be accurate.
  9. Apparently I am a poly drug abuser. I don't develop an insatiable addiction to any one substance as long as I have something to fucks me up.
  10. Popeyes, fat dicks, xbox
  11. ʎʇʇǝɹԀ Cheesy
  12. Nobody knows. Everybody thought what naraku thought. So what was it? Plotting to kill hot people in relationships?
  13. maybe but youre my useless and stupid
  14. it's nothing but bothersome
  15. i didn't ask for it
  16. I made it an hour since posting that. I'm so tired
  17. I don't think i'm going to last much longer
  18. no it's ok. i'm just too drunk and tired to say anything good. I'm sorry
  19. it's an illusion. i'm not even as big as ppl think at all
  20. no what happen?
  21. you never know when a cock up will save the day
  22. depends on what kind of performance your job requires
  23. thats what I took when i needed to make money
  24. yes, the spironolactone and alcohol are competing for my liver's attention rn that is true
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