JehutyNinja

Also it's got to be weird to be 10 years older than someone and have them be the more mature of the two.

I would love to see all the fake profiles that you create so that you can flirt with yourself

Fiveskin

Ryan Caraveo - Ghost

I bought a new dryer (the old one took 2+ runs to get dry) and then found it didn't work with our outlet (4 prong plug, 3 prong outlet) so I just took the old plug and swapped it for the new. It gets the job done in half a cycle. Went to the store to grab Kings Hawaiian rolls, hot sauce, and ranch for buffalo chicken sliders. We made Cuban ones before and they were fucking amazing, these were no different. Cut in a cat door for the back door with a really shitty cordless drill (starter holes for the corners) that barely made it through the metal plating on door, but it did, thankfully. Did it all while taking our 1yo with me and playing with / taking care of him. Here's a pic of him, I got no memes.

Because, as usual, you're being a creep and trying to get into an alts pants

You were a high school senior 10 years ago, bud

Everything bagels with jalapeno cream cheese

I can... A bunch of ninja stuff happens

That shit almost anyways tastes burnt

I don't, I've only dabbled in repairing them, when I worked at Sears... They love their Craftsmen. Only complaint was that damn squirrelly ass ball bearing. Had a tool for them, never around, would just use a Flathead

I don't wanna know about LBs penus

A fuck ton. I could see blowing through a million or two quickly. I dunno 3mil? 1mil in herb alone.

Scissor the living fuck out of her

What happens if you busted like you never busted before?

This

Mountains and mountains of poop. Also, are male cat stands against the wall and poops into the litter box standing up

You could have pretended your dick was the Star Trek Enterprise and her butthole is a spaceport

It's...it's...so beautiful

Err ok?

Oh...I didn't know that. That would've been the ideal outcome

I felt bad for Tali, which is why I refused to pin her dad's crimes on her. Tali said she'd finish the mission with me but basically wanted me to rot in hell. She died on that final mission

But...but...either you or Tali gets sick

I don't even think Amy Schumer wants to see Amy Schumer naked