GuyBeardmane

Ay kitty how YOU doin 😍

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

Valentines.

Adorable little jerk.

They have chewed EVERYTHING. They typically ignore toys and try to eat things they shouldn't. They like books and paper. Currently Ebony is on my shoulder and she can't stop farting. This is how I die: asphyxiation by puppy farts.

Pupdate

I mean you right.

I'll take my chances.

Gurl, I'm always thirsty

Also ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

These are all good bobs. Hoping there will be some Bob Denver and Bob Barker before long.

Sheeyit. That's insane. Like, all the consideration you have to give another human being who has a real life outside of being a waifu.

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

R e a l g i r l s a r e f o r l o s e r s w h o c a n ' t g e t c a r t o o n p o r n

He's a redneck. They're not the brightest bunch.

I think it means he wants to get a penis in his booty.