GuyBeardmane

Shit are you still 12? I ain't goin to jail.

That includes the OP. So the first post after this one doesn't count, but the one after that is going to be post of whom I will make out with.

Litter Alley is the one on those spots in London that has all the shitty wizard stores. Like, knock off wands and stickers of the Weasleys pissing on a Toyota logo.

Oops how did my hairy man chest get exposed

Tank tops are undershirts. Don't trust anyone wearing a tank top if they're not exercising or in their pajamas.

lol nice

Look man. I got nothin.

"Free Hockey Chicken" was a publicity stunt back when [adult swim] had an online community. They had an employee who wore a chicken suit and they kept him in the office and streamed him on cam on the adult swim website for I think a couple of weeks until the message boards had gotten a certain number of members, I believe. He posted on the asmb and users could chat with him and ask him questions and naturally they just kind of migrated to the other folders and stuck around the forum. AND NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY.

It's a play on words, see. The phrase "out of my league" typically implies that someone is either too attractive to date the speaker or otherwise well overqualified for a job or other situation. In THIS instance, though, I decided to apply the term more literally than figuratively by posting a picture of someone who is in a professional sports league while I am not in the league. Thus, she is "out of my league." I mean in the figurative sense too it still applies, however the literal interpretation was the point of the joke.

It's okay. Most people don't understand my outside jokes either.

Were you careless with a delicate man? It's a sad, sad world when a girl can break a boy just because she can.

Candace Parker plays in the WNBA, and I'm not even a professional athlete. See the joke I'm making is that she's out of my league because she's in a professional sports league that I'm not in.

ALL of the baby oil.

Teaching is a beast, but it's a good start that you're second guessing yourself. It's better to be in the state of realizing you don't know everything, because that will make you more effective at teaching what you do know, and as you learn things you'll be more eager to share and teach those things too.

I was a kid and my friend's big sister was watching this on TV. This is why I don't watch slasher movies to this day.

I've not watched the movie since I was a kid because it terrified me. High five, fear buddy!

X >>>> Zero. Zero's an edgelord. Lame.

Hootie and the Blowfish, Saturn Family Picnic in either 99 or 2000. It was pretty dang cool. They covered a lot of songs and Hootie forever ruined "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" for me because he sang "Don't tell me no lies and that thing's too big for me anyway." That's how I sing it whenever I hear the song.

Remember the 21st night of September?

Never accidental. I was invited to come in through the back door.