GuyBeardmane

When we were kids my sister had this red teddy bear and she had a nightmare one night that it crawled up her body from the foot of her bed and it started choking her and when she woke up it was lying on neck. She threw it in the garbage after that.

HAH! "With a date," you say.

It's not even the look, just the attitude.

Waitresses. They're my weakness, what with the "honey" and the "sugar" and all those pet names.

I'm a Norweigian Bridge Troll, thank you very much.

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It was written by a bot given the seven Harry Potter books as source material and it generated this masterpiece. "Ron was going to be spiders. He just was." is my favorite part.

There have to be limits, though. Santa may be magic, but he's not a genie. He can't make things materialize out of thin air. Any present Santa brings has to be small enough to fit in a box under the Christmas tree. And it can't be money, either, since Santa deals in presents made by his elves instead of currency. This also rules out other humans or any living creatures. So with those ground rules established, I'd want Santa to bring me a solid gold statue of myself so I could turn around and sell it and become a multi-millionaire.

Spectrum

A pink starburst wrapper. Mostly bland paper with the tiniest hint of the best fucking flavor in the universe. Like, just the absolute tiniest. Like something that makes you think of and remember so many better things.

I'm fuckin old, guys.

OCEANS OF TANG, MAN.

You should beckon them and let them sniff your hand and then pet them to guarantee they're not there.

I don't doubt that 4 is gonna be brand new territory, considering the events of 3. From my understanding, Hideaki Anno is finally getting to create the ending he wanted. This is what the Human Instrumentality Project was all about. I don't think it's gonna be as open to interpretation as the series or Death & Rebirth and End of Eva had presented. I mean shit, we saw 2nd (and a half) Impact and 3rd Impact now.

I liked the retelling in 1 & 2, because it's a good way to introduce people who've never seen the series and also serve as a refresher for those who haven't watched it in a decade. And I'm not saying 3.33 was bad at all, but it left me with so much confusion. Also Shinji is a dumbfuck. I pitied him in the original series, but where 3.33 could be summed up in two quotes. Everyone: Shinji, don't do the thing. Shinji: I'm doing the thing.

After 3.33, nothing makes sense.

"This Does (Not) Make Sense"

I'm gonna go see Rebecca tomorrow. I'll post pics.

No gods, no fate, no plans for anyone. You're a sub-atomic particle in this massive universe. A grain of sand on this planet. No one was meant to accomplish anything. So go make an impact on others and accomplish things on your own.

Porky Pig in virtually every short he and Daffy Duck were in. Duck Dodgers, "Deduce, You Say?," "Drip-Along Daffy," etc.

Hook

I have a similar syndrome, but just slightly different.

Not old enough, then.