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Bleu cheese for wings or the sides that come with it. The only way I eat ranch is mixing it with hot sauce.

Kettle chips that are Salt & Vinegar, BBQ, or Jalapeno. Tortilla chips are good too.

Blur Foo Fighters Red Hot Chili Peppers Radiohead Garbage The Cranberries Smashing Pumpkins Oasis

Either plain coffee or tea. I drink it more for the taste than the caffeine so I haven't been too obsessive about needing so much throughout the day.

Her armpits aren't exposed enough.

On date days, I put on some nice cologne like YSL. To keep up appearances on work days, I'd put on some Davidoff Cool Water.

The guy from KISS

This. Also, actually writing novels out of the ideas I have.

If Larry Flynt offered a million dollars for the photos or tapes of you and Trump in compromising positions like his bounty on Santorum, would you take the offer?

I think just Robin Williams, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, David Bowie, and Prince. Prince hit very hard because I grew up with his music and his passing fell on my birthday. Maybe Steve Irwin. Other than that, I don't feel much other than the standard condolences or shock from celebrity deaths.

So she couldn't be a Saudiaboo because this is what they call anime in Saudi Arabia? Also, lulz at feeling sad about being mocked by other Muslims when her real reason for converting was "I remembered I liked the name and shape of Saudi Arabia on a globe when I was a toddler, so I decided to buy a Quran from Barnes & Noble". I would've took finding a copy of Magi in the religious section over "I wanted to turn to religion, so I chose whatever religion this patch of dirt on the globe follows".

Maybe if you're a pilgrim. Nowadays, Summer is spent posting nazi memes in the Chinese girl cartoons folder.

That's my situation, except all of those games are half-finished. You still have a dozen Final Fantasies, Resident Evils, and Fatal Frames you're half-way through, you don't need anymore games, me.

That's exactly what a summerfriend would come up with

Haven't posted in there, but sometimes I read /a/ to watch people tear eachother apart over what is and isn't shit. Summer 4chan is the worst though, as is Summer Reddit.

Don't go looking for shotas on OKC

Don't even tell me how to get to Sesame Street. It's a terrible place. I wouldn't go there if I knew the way.

But would that really hold you back from dating someone 30 years younger?