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    I agree with you on that, it's stupid that it costs so much for what it is. Trash fish can be tasty, but trash fish shouldn't be $7 a fucking pound. Maybe closer to the ocean they sell for what they should.
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    First you crack open the lobster, then you crack open her heart ...and then the police come
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    Flounder is good if cooked right. It's really easy to overcook, that's when it gets ruined.
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    The other book would be called "So You Just Got a Little Bit of Money, and Now it's Gone"
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    "101 Ways to Hide Your Bad Habits So People Don't Judge You: A Guide to Accepting that Everyone Knows Exactly What You're Doing"
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    That looked like it was fun, actually. I assuming it wasn't a real fight, what with the things they did.
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    The sun wants to give you that D
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    I remember this guy from an old ass prehistoric animals VHS I used to watch when I was a kid, it was mostly stop motion with a narrator. They had this guy, and the giant sloth, others. I think he got attacked by a saber tooth, and then shrugged it off because armor.
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    I mean, am I supposed to post something in every thread? Even the ones where I have nothing to really contribute? There's a time and a place for shitposting.
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    Maybe it'll go on the adventures I could never provide to it. Fly free, penis. Godspeed, and good luck.
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    One of those monkeys that gets drunk off eating fermented fruit
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    more like poosday
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    why are there donuts on it? why is any of that on it? Why is anything?
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    probably better than them thinking you're dying if you're having a seizure
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    If grapes grew in a pod, that would be fucking weird. Except if they did, we'd be used to it, so it wouldn't actually be weird.
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    check the ingredients list, if it says "clowns" or "may contain clowns" it's possibly made from clowns. Also I wasn't being condescending, I watch a lot of british nerds on youtube, I've picked up their vocabulary. They call various vegetables weirder stuff than that.
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    i used to fall asleep on my couch all the time when i was extra horribly depressed and a severe alcoholic. Why give a shit to get up and go to bed? Who cares?
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    don't talk about [user of your choice]'s mom like that
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    they call cotton candy "candy floss" in the UK and europe. although it could be made from clowns, who knows in this day and age.
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