SlappyKincaid

FLCL makes me depressed for some reason, I can't watch it. Not sure why exactly.

because they can and do and probably will because they have all the money

https://www.cnet.com/news/humans-should-avoid-aliens-physicist-michio-kaku-says/

The infrastructure is crumbling and corruption is at an all time high, but for gods sake we need to make porn harders to access. People are hhwhackin' off! Bah gawd, the monsters

Wood doesn't give a shit either, mostly due to lack of buttholes.

I thought it was bees

Gayren Lamegan gayblade jokemon poopin the turd hurrdurr-rararara bleach...ed asshole uuhhhhhhhhhhh....

so, this was what happened, kinda, except i was in my car trying to drive home after going to the mall. Also no one knew what happened, and it was like 6pm. I was alone, and considered trying to re-park and get to a bathroom in the mall, but some instinct told me that wouldn't work. I convinced myself in those few moments that I would be able to hold until I got home. I was a fool.

I like how a thread about a grown man pooping his pants turned into a DBZ discussion. I don't really know what else to say about this.

It wasn;t going to stop me anyway. Any sandwich with no cheese might as well be a late term abortion on bread. The only reason I need to not drink a glass of milk is that I fart for 174 hours straight afterwards, that doesn't mean I should stop putting it in my coffee, I just need to not drink an entire fucking glass of it. Whole societies have been built around dairy, for far longer than we've known or understood cancer. Just saying.

i like cheese, so fuck those nerds gotta die of something, I can forgo a glass of milk or whatever, but cheese is something we all need, and no one can live forever anyway, so fuck it.

Is farts really that bad for you? Really? Ten years more? How many more years we need? Everything after 70 is shit. 90 is a prison.

SOY MILK I AM MILK

Depression always comes in waves, over time you learn how to ride them out. Some people can do it by talking things out, some people can do it alone, some people need medication. It's up to you to figure out which one you are, unfortunately, but the fact you recognize it is a good step, it means you know you need to fight to keep swimming. It's a cliche metaphor, but it's literally the best one.

I think I had read it somewhere, to be honest I don't recall this part from the show. I like how Krillin forgave her for the genocides to get his dick wet.

There was a point where the floodgates burst. The same way drowning people can only hold their breath for so long until their body reflexively inhales water, there was only so much I could do. To clarify, this wasn't normal, this dropped on me suddenly. It was like getting mugged, but with my bowels.

umm, akshually, the reason 18 and krillin have a child is because krillen made a wish with the dragon balls And you're right, it was definitely 16 who pooped. Probably thinking about Goku too hard

...but which android actually shit themselves? Can androids poop?

I think I should probably throw out the rest of the deli meat. Pretty sneaking suspicion that might be at fault.

This was a bad afternoon. I feel like I need to make light of it to help cope with reality.

1. Denial "Am I gonna shit myself? Maybe it's just gas. I think I'm good, I'll just clench and wait." 2. Anger "Come on, people get the fuck out of the way, I need to shit!" 3. Bargaining "If I fart a little, maybe I can make it. Just gotta get out of the parking lot..." 4. Depression "FFFFFFUUUUUCK" 5. Acceptance "I'm powerless to stop this from happening. Jesus take the wheel."