SlappyKincaid

Couple songs my dad used to play get me from time to time if I hear them out and about.

That lady probably has cancer. Or some kind of boob demon.

Couple years ago NYS sent me this giant packet of forms and papers in the mail telling me I owed something like $3 and change. Guaranteed it cost them more than that in the paper and ink cost to tell me about it. I laugh about it now, but come on. I think a year or two after that, I got my state refund, and it was for like $10. I bought a sandwich.

How the hell do you launder that much money, though? You'd need to be some kind of genius or som.... wait a minute....

Two weeks, then had a few beers on the weekend because I gave in. So starting again from Sunday. Couple years ago I managed to quit booze for almost a full year. 9-10 months maybe. I lost 30 pounds.

the real question is, if sonic and tails had sex, which one wuold get pragnant?

a do what now?

That's a bit more than what's on the gift card

can't charge it properly alone...

i don't have cable, and I don't really care for either of them.

I'm watching penn & teller "fool us" clips on the youtubes at the moment. It's... something...

I feel like a kid again. Whoopee.

alcohol helps build mass

I wonder how many dragon dildos $25 would even buy. Probably not enough to be whimsical or fun

fucking goddamnit

Stealing a Jimmy Carr joke, "My father always used to say, 'what doesnt kill you, makes you stronger.'... before the accident..."

It's so I can watch movies on the tv instead of my laptop screen. I have the tv set up as a second monitor, and the cable I have now is not only way longer than necessary, it's also got something wrong with it where if you look at it funny it disconnects. Makes watching stuff a bit inconvenient.

I still don't know what to buy with it. Part of me was going to get a new hdmi cable, but i don't really NEED one. Then again, do we really NEED most things? The fuck should I buy? In before dragon dildos I had books I wanted but I don't remember what they were. Same with some movies.

are you pragnent

I liked the South Park take on it, where Earf is a reality show for the rest of the galaxy because of how ridiculous we are

They can master travelling light years away, but they haven't mastered putting on some fucking pants Filthy sex perverts is what they are

I like how I keep posting things like this folder isn't dead, expecting some kind of response or dialogue or other people posting videos of songs that have some kind of significance or meaning to them.