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no. it was the first formal thing at all, with family on top i met too many people to even maintain my own perspective, and my wife was puking in a bathroom. she drank at least 8 sour apple martinis and went to the bathroom for about two minutes while i was talking to a new cousin or one of her uncles, someone i had never met before. just then a woman screams from the bathroom, and a huge flock of women run over, two more minutes everything was normal again but i knew it was bad. saw someone leave, or realized the ride was on me, (they rented the car, i had to drive.. her and me.. followed the others) so i made up an excuse to face a ride home with her so drunk, because if she decided to fight with me, while she was emotional about her mom, it could have meant shed take off to some city and i wouldnt see her ever again, so i had to be prepared in case she was picking a fight. i couldnt explain why it hurts when shes like that, you just kinda have to know, so i faced that ride as early as i could.

this video is extremely paranoid Hi, i quit drugs?

her back was broken in two places, and she had one kidney fail and the next week the other kidney failed, and her mom lived about five more minutes, her whole group of siblings and me, watched her die. the funeral was beautiful. 50 tables full of family members, an unbelievable menu, and a open bar.

she juggles cantaloupes and memories. doesnt know english very good, does she? shes multi-personalitied.

when i worked at a deli, it was .2 lb for each meat on the sandwich + .2 lb cheese. thats 3.2 ouces

everybody got issues. it would literally be smarter to leave the planet with aliens.

ass hissing girly fart team

anatomical

oreo

i hope he learns fast. he might lose his job

yeah right. he fucking mustve been stoned. how do you burn 4 pizzas in one night. youd have to have memory loss to not remember you put something in the pizza oven.

i always feel like everyone i love stabs me in the back

thats sort of conjecture

and i saw him put a machine back together without finishing cleaning it properly.

africa has its own rubber trees.

alligator team

algebra team

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200? 250? 300? 375? 495? half a ton?

“And if he’s not successful with this, or if he is killed, it’s known that he is not the one that was promised by the Torah,” Maimonides wrote. first entry: Jesus, who is one of many prophets, will come hellbent by millions of years of common existence, and the chance to betray means immortality (ours) he wants to destroy. as a false profit, he hid his cruel intent to teach man to be vulnerable and open to Satan's attacks. he knew his misguidance would last thousands of years, the temptation was too great, and it will be one of the true prophets that brings peace. jesus, is, lucifer, DUNDUNDUN!!! the humble and selfless lessons of love and humanity, actually taught crime and war, by animating disbelief in fellow man's wrongdoings, precisely when god teaches us not to judge. with pride and glory to the beliefs of men, they lack service meant for god. small miracles, such as fishing after a storm, would exhibit absolutely minimal power inhabiting the half-man, half-god, he proclaimed he was in and of himself. knowing other prophets are seeking out his betrayal, his disobedience, Jesus plotted his own death, and seeded more wars and more disbelief in men.

some gave all. some gave titty.

the reply ghost is ghosting

lol