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death_by_motorboat

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  1. no, i cant reach you, even to cuddle you
  2. you sound real worried about it. i hope you realize to put yourself ahead of the trouble, and be strong.
  3. i just realized, if we were really happy together, that break-up would have been so hard on me. but we were both sure we werent happy together. i miss her sometimes, but thats only when i forget she wanted something else, and even though i tried, i couldnt make her happy.
  4. something like that that actually happened to me. we never even filed for a divorce. we broke up over a child and some personal problems. but annulments dont matter outside the church, only the legal paperwork matters. but, you cant get married in a catholic church again, unless you get the annulment.
  5. (and the internet silently stands by while you adjust your attire.)
  6. no i dont need shoes hun
  7. a whole night and day so far here
  8. sodium and cholesterol are a bad mix
  9. my baby cousin cried when they took his first pig
  10. its not as dirty as it seems i admit, but you feel like salmonella when you get home
  11. yeah i just wanted to talk about the chemical concentrate it takes to keep this place sanitary. when i worked there i went home and took a bath in peroxide. i mean i sprayed shit off the wall for over an hour
  12. is it personal? i dunno if i feel you yet
  13. the man wearing an eddie bauer rain suit and non-latex gloves is enjoying the benefits of 9.20/hr
  14. pig hair, pig shit, the stickiness under the first layer of skin has to be scrubbed with acid. large mammals, ran for their life down an electric shoot, zapped to death, and fallen over into skinner and dehairer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJtYvcliEk throw away their eyeballs before chico comes in here and starts eating shit off the walls. skin juice baby
  15. well thanks. thats like does more time and thought has to go into posts than people think?, or is everything with no real foundation and better to just joke around about?
  16. but sometimes cultural relevance takes preference and looking at something you typed a week ago could mean something other then it did then. or even minutes later. misinterpreted, misunderstood, or mischaracterized posts can be damaging.
  17. sounds like a bad rap song.
  18. they always have to leave on a sour note.
  19. well it could be a plan somehow, like "meet me next week for an ass licking, poof." "ok."
  20. yeah probably.
  21. how do you know a week in advance you are gonna get an ass licking?
  22. by a girl or a guy? are you into girls?
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