Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday!

I've seen him in pizza commercials (can't remember if it was Papa John's, Pizza Hut, or Domino's), The General, and Gold Bond. The dude's making the most of his retirement, I guess.

It was Zeni's pathetic attempt at giving the illusion someone was in love with him.

Rebecca....

1-31-07

You need to use this one a lot more often here.

Oh my, are banners coming back?

You missed the edit. And rofl @ pat's react. I wish I could give his react a laugh react. 😆

That is why I posted this thread. I was mocking pat.

I don't know too much about basketball.

No Test For Echo?

testtest testtest

Sports lingo, man.

I don't understand here. I'm not much of a basketball fan, but wiki says he's a 6x NBA champion, 1991-1993, and 1996-1998.

I just looked up his wikipedia page, and it looks like the implication is he won 3 national championships in preperation for Space Jam, then made Space Jam, and went back to basketball for a few more Championships. The joke still works!

Ah.

Yes?

Oh Jesus Christ what fresh hell is this....

Come September and the schools still aren't open yet, are you going to post Welcome to My Nightmare?

From the article: I mean most attorneys don't go on national television and radio with their bullshit and just leave it for the courtroom, but ok....

We're literally STILL giving it to him! 😱

Blocking him works so well as a way to avoid giving him attention when every time he posts you ask "Did he post [blah blah blah]?"