Doom Metal Alchemist

Ok.

I recently got a decent sized raise and because of that I've been considering moving out of my parents' house. The chief reason I wanted to move out is because I really want to start dating and having sex, and I was very confident me having pre-marital sex would cause my mom to freak out. My parents know I've been looking around for affordable places to live in areas of town that are generally known as safe places to live.... my dad just out of the blue told me he hopes I don't move out soon because the rent I am paying them is helping them out a lot financially. See I figured that he wanted me to pay rent just because of the old "well if you're going to stay here, you're going to contribute financially" thing parents do for their grown kids, especially considering how old I am and how almost my entire life I've been financially dependent on them. But now it's come to light they actually have significantly MORE money with me living here and paying rent than they would if I was not living here at all, AND it's apparently it's not just extra disposable income they're getting from me, but money that's really helping out a real financial situation. So I told my dad of my concern with my mom freaking out at the thought of me having pre-marital sex in her own house. My dad assured me that should not be an issue, to my surprise. My other dating-related concern about living with my parents that I did not tell him, is that if I do land some dates and bring women here, they would probably think it pathetic that someone of my age lives with his parents and any dating I do while living here might not go too far because of that. Well, my dad just gave me a great excuse: My dad says he likes me living here paying rent because it helps them out financially. So next step: Clean my room because it's a pig sty. Then I can finally make that profile on Bumble. TL;DR I'm a lot closer to being able to start dating than I thought. Just got to get my room clean.

That's right, I also thought I tasted pineapple.

I had to google that. You may not know but Voo Dew is a mystery flavor that hasn't been revealed yet.... so I was trying to figure out what was in it.... especially since it tasted very different than other sodas I drink so yeah I was trying real hard to figure out what it was that I was tasting. Also I love Mountain Dew.

Happy anniversary guys!

The ATHF episode where Shake gets bit by a radioactive black guy which turns him black features orange as the stereotype. Fyrlock injected the antidote into Shake's orange soda. Though that is the only time I've heard of any soda other than grape being a stereotypically black thing.

i c wut u did thar

I think I tasted strawberry in it.... maybe grapefruit....

HBD! You were expecting a balloon cake, weren't you? 😄

Nightmare fuel.

Happy belated!

Not really into grape soda. I dig all kinds of Mountain Dew and I didn't even like their version of grape soda (Pitch Black, I think?).

Not particularly on-topic, but the pic in the OP provides nice context to this:

We can just TOSS that salad...... in the trash.

All I know is Peter Steele of Type O Negative posed for Playgirl at some point.

All I know of is Yoga Fire and Yoga Flame.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

"Elelator go down the hooooooole." Why and how in god's name did this randomly pop into my head after all these years decades?

This post made me check Super Mario World thinking I had another huge jackpot I didn't realize but when I looked it up, I was like, "Oh yeah..... she kept the boxes" 😆 Katt's mention of of Wario Land and Link's Awakening made be check those.... neither of those are worth mentioning, but I noticed a loose cart of Majora's Mask, which I have, is $69.97, one of my more worthwhile ones (when not compared to Jack Bros.) ACTUALLY come to think of it..... Majora's Mask may have come out late enough for when we actually WERE saving boxes..... I might be able to find the box and manual somewhere..... Not sure though..... Complete in box is worth $197.50. Just thought to look up my 4 Ninja Gaiden games (3 NES, 1 Gameboy). Ninja Gaiden III for NES loose cart is a very good $97.25, and Ninja Gaiden Shadow loose cart for Game Boy is a not too shabby $68.47.

Jack in the Box's BBQ sauce.

Rappers "spit hot fire" and yet all the rappers are Ice-T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice, Coolio....