Doom Metal Alchemist

1. It could be racist because you'd be equating Asian culture (unfortunately I cannot remember which country and I don't feel like looking it up so I'm just generalizing it to Asian) with cartoon silliness. 2. Pretty sure you're the first, but not sure why, because this is fucking genius. 3. Better, because then they are a willing participant, as opposed to just listening to you do it with nothing they could do about it other than risk losing a fare. 4. You've stumped me.

Didn't you used to have a sci-fi review youtube channel? Revive that.

Yay The Black Hole.

Trap it in the dryer, apparently.

Me in the summer:

SNL Kids: The Not Ready For Bedtime Players. It feels like I may be ripping off a Family Guy joke with this...

Evil Weird Al is actually pictured on the left.... "Good" Weird Al has a "jewfro" (I have no idea if he's even jewish, just don't know what else to refer that hairstyle as), glasses, and a mustache.

I just realized what sponges' sig is: A dinosaur toy butt with the tail disconnected.

I didn't know that was a joke.

Does anyone remember Glenn Beck? The only reason I remember him is seeing @TrigunBebop sometimes reminds me of his TriGlennBeckBop alt from the ASMB.

Thoughts and prayers? More like THOTS and prayers, amirite?

Is it just me, or is the phrase Pacific north west redundant when talking about U.S. geography?

He’s lived his whole life in the tropics, fucking Cali winters would be cold for him. My dad was born in Hawaii and lived there until his family moved to Cali when he was a teen. Said he never owned a jacket until moving to Cali.

It’s autumn, y’autumn.

What is NFT? And before someone tells me to google it, “What is NFT” is WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT, so fuck off.

Congrats! I know you’ve been wanting to escape Hawaii for quite some time.

Yes, but did you make a deal with the ROBOT devil to switch tongues with him?

Do you have body aches, at least? 😝