Doom Metal Alchemist

Do I get to make fun of people for not knowing how to read cursive when my elementary school started teaching us cursive in second grade and from that point on forced us to write everything in cursive? These basic things you're deeming either understandable for not knowing or idiotic for not knowing is completely arbitrary.

Don't you talk about how old you are here? If I'm only 5 years younger than you you must be the second youngest babbler after nabs.

I do not know how big my tank is. Doesn't matter to me. How much is the price? I glance when I'm at the pump and don't really give it much thought. Literally all my driving life I've never been in the mindset of "I need x amount of gallons of gas" or "I have x amount of dollars for gas." I go when I'm getting low and I fill it up completely. The gallons and dollars don't matter to me. You may think I'm the [redacted r-word] for this but you are old enough for when everyone was paying for gas at the pump register every single time. You probably got out the ol' checkbook to pay for gas, huh grandma? 😝

I want to fill up my tank. How much gas is that? I don't know. How much money is that? I don't know. Just fill up the tank to be full.

I've only ever payed for gas with the cashier twice in my life, both times because my gas card was declined, the second time happened today. I look like a total dink like I don't know what I'm doing because I do it so infrequently. So he tells me to just tell him a dollar amount and whatever doesn't get used goes back to my card. So I think of a number that should for sure fill my tank and say "$50." Sure enough, my tank fills at $40.00 and some change. I got to thinking though, what's to stop people from fucking with this dude and going "Give me one billion dollars worth of gas, please."? If you intended for your tank to be completely full, there is literally no negative consequence. At first I was thinking maybe the cashier would push back and be like, "sir, I cannot do that, give me a reasonable number," but then I thought about it and the cashier has no negative consequence of just rolling with the joke too, if they feel so inclined. But then, I thought of that you could really troll them. Like if your pump is gonna decline my card and make me come inside like it's the fucking dark ages, I'm gonna troll you because fuck you. "Give me one billion dollars worth of gas please. And don't just punch in 100, I want to see you punch that 0 key nine times! You think I won't count, but I will!"

I dig the beard. Let it keep expanding.

Oops, quoted wrong post.

I seriously don't remember DF being taken away.

https://www.discogs.com/sell/release/2427038 Still expensive, but beats the shit out of 100s of dollars.

Were you party of a wedding party here? Just wondering why looking so fancy so young.

Even in recent years most of the time I would go to McDonald's I would get McNuggets and enjoy them. The last time I got them though they were just not good.

I don't think that points to Satanism unless your way of thinking is like he sold his soul to the devil in exchange to be as big as a house.

*takes off Pentagram shirt* I'm not Satanic I swear.

I mean you could say Zeni is a literal fucking pedophile....

Hey just because he's red doesn't mean he's Satanic.

But I think I just discovered where that Satanic dog got his name.

The problem is he's choosing his words even more carefully than before so it's gonna be harder for him to be back to B.O.S.

You left the door open for ambiguity clearly intentionally: That post is basically saying "It's probably bullshit.... but then again, maybe not."

Alright, if you want to play semantics.... Just because you're not the one responsible for him not losing it again, doesn't mean you aren't responsible for him getting it back.

Instead you ended up trolling literally everyone on here EXCEPT zeni.

The sole reason Zeni was let back was because YOU posted that he was dying so we should grant his dying wish of letting him back.