Doom Metal Alchemist

Physically.

Mashed

All the results say is you have more valuable bodily fluids.

I just figured he said Brady for the same reason GuyBeard said Weird Al.

Tsume signed up, but I'm not sure she ever posted. There was some broo-ha-ha some time ago over how some ex-IBers felt about this place, and they mostly moved over to the UEMB discord, cookie being one of them.

I abstain from voting.

The Russians got to him. He's one of them now.

I love Mountain Dew, but that's one of my all time favorite Simpsons moments.

Release a full length album on CD.

The Situation Zakk Wylde (seems like a douche) Ozzy Osbourne (I actually imagine him to be pretty nice guy to his fans, but.... him perpetually mumbling incoherently while I awkwardly pretend I understand what he's saying doesn't sound like a good time). Seth MacFarlane Troy Aikman ( I was a die hard 9er fan in the 90s) Vince Vaughn (he just grates me in pretty much every movie role, he'd probably grate me irl too)

Happy birthday!

Well birthday cake flavored ice cream is great.... definitely have to try the Mountain Dew out. Not so sure about the sweet and spicy....

What are those mirrors for?

9ers won, baby. Joe Montana!

I can't agree with that because I HATE watermelon Jolly Ranchers. They taste like literal vomit to me.

BOOM that's my answer too. Great pick.

Also I highly recommend this to any soda drinkers out there: For nabs there's a Zero Sugar version.

I think the melon smashing bit how it originally went was great. A parody of the veg-o-matic informercials. But as his career went on the whole bit around the melon smashing disappeared and just bringing melons out to smash became the whole bit. That's not funny. That's not entertaining. It was funny and entertaining when you were putting it in the veg-o-matic infomercial context, Gallagher.

METAL UP YOUR ASS

Hah, I remember that now. When you said "Drew Carey doing a strip tease" I didn't know what you were referring to, but just from that thumbnail I remember now.

If nothing else, The Critic cemented Lovitz' "cool" status.

What about David St. Hubbins exclaiming, "HELLO CLEVELAND!" to an empty corridor? Or the alien Travis from ATHF exclaiming "Hello Cleveland" in reference of the above when Frylock gives him his special translator helmet?

Sounds like you got yourself a sugar mama.