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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. "They're touching me in.... places." "Yeah, they get around."
  2. I just bet way back when he first started doing that bit he'd explain it to the audience, but somewhere along the lines he either thought his fans already know what it means or he figures the bit works just as well without explaining it, which saves time on stage to tell more jokes.
  3. I ain't doing it, I'd rather keep my guitar skills than be able to paint, lol. Nothing against painting.
  4. I do know who Bill Engvall is and am acquainted with his "here's your sign" bit. But what I don't know is what "here's your sign" even means. Like, why is that specific phrase used to tell someone they're an idiot?
  5. Which one of us is the Robot Devil here? lol
  6. I still maintain my hands are pretty much exactly the same size. 😆
  7. Slow Children Playing.
  8. I didn't remember at all, but when you brought it up, I did suspect it was me since I have tiny hands, lol.
  9. Playing "pocket pool" when things go horribly wrong.
  10. Man, Judge is doing Beavis and Butthead AND King of the HIll? I actually have higher hopes for this one than Beavis and Butthead, which I haven't seen yet. I hope both Hulu Futurama and Hulu KOTH can make it to cable TV at some point. Comedy Central is already bringing the new B&B to their on-air network.
  11. Honestly I'm 100% fine with him collecting royalties if he's doing it from a jail cell.
  12. It seems like their mascot should be a giant frosty mug of root beer overflowing with fizz out the top.
  13. I didn't, but now that you brought it up, that is amazing how easily it sounds like a natural Shake line.
  14. I have hope this will be more like Ren and Stimpy where the show actually flourished after kicking the creator out (he was also a creep but allegedly that had nothing to do with his firing; he just missed too many deadlines). It's also worth noting that John K. voiced Ren (and I think also Stimpy but I'm not sure) before Billy West seamlessly assumed both roles. As for the fate of AS as a network... I honestly wouldn't mind them going back to their underground low budget origins with cheap but cool and weird off the wall stuff. Whether or not they'd feel the need to bring Aqua Teen back from the dead is something to consider. They still have all eras of Futurama which they're squandering right now (as is Comedy Central, much to my chagrin).... Bring back Mike Tyson for an all new wacky cartoon (Definitely no MTM revival as Pigeon was too much of an important part of the show, and Norm is irreplaceable). Hire the creator of Tucca and Bertie to come up with something new (that show had a shitload of potential until the scandal surrounding Tiffany Haddish). And for the love of fucking god: GET THE FUCKING CRITIC FOR FUCK'S SAKE. ADULT SWIM ARE IDIOTS FOR NEVER BRINGING THIS TO THEIR NETWORK. Duckman would be great too but that might be less than feasible. I just hope they don't fall back to parades of shitty live action.
  15. Does the name "Blue Eyes White Dragon" sound a little KKKish/Hitlery to anybody else besides me?
  16. I highlighted this part of the article earlier in the thread: Though it is entirely possible it's just stilgar being stilgar.
  17. Over the summer Mountain Dew had a pineapple flavor, I believe it was called Baja Blast Gold. It was pretty decent but not great.
  18. Am I misinterpreting Google translate? Because from what I'm seeing....
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