Doom Metal Alchemist

That's fine too. As for the other person's comment about not looking down because another person's dick being in your peripheral vision... I've never had that problem looking down before. Also, I am all in favor of putting an empty urinal in between myself and the next guy. However, if the only urinal available is directly next to someone, I use it.

That's ridiculous. My main beefs with hipsters: The big goofy oversized glasses. Especially on women. Glasses, after decades of being dorky as fuck looking, actually started getting sexy in the 00s, but now they're dorky as fuck again. The man-bun. I've never liked the bun hair style on women. On men it looks beyond retarded.

So much this.

Look either straight ahead or straight down, don't talk to anyone.

Wow, I don't know what to say other than good luck, don't give up, and stay positive.

That's amusing. But is it just me, or are all those pinups artist renderings? I could've sworn they had cameras when pinups were popular.

For a little constructive criticism, his left leg looks abnormally long.

Good luck, lol. Maybe try those pills that truckers take.

Cake.

Restaurant waffles > pancakes > frozen waffles

Zeni abandoned the Rebecca persona once "she" became a big fat joke. >

I have a better idea, I'll rate your signature. 0/10 because IT'S TOO FUCKING BIG.

Fair enough.

Now the question is, are you death as voiced by Norm McDonald, or death as voiced by Adam Corrola?

Holy shit, you have hair!

I call Fry. I've been in that situation before.

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I thought the Red Hot Chili Peppers album title Blood Sugar Sex Magick was just four random words stuck together, but apparently "sex magick" is a thing.

I did actually get the reference, but Buddy replied before I saw the thread.

Pizza or steak.

I honestly thought bronies weren't a thing anymore.

1. Black Sabbath 2. Deep Purple - Child In Time 3. Wishbone Ash's first album 4. The Naked Gun series (movies) 5. SNES era Final Fantasy 6. Bob's Burgers 7. Mike Tyson Mysteries 8. Trigun 9. Fullmetal Alchemist (2003) 10. Zelda series

Hush, hush, thought I heard her calling my name now hush, hush...

Sweet. I got a new amp in November, after using my old amp over a decade. My new one is much better, just for the fact that its far more powerful. I can practice with my band, hear myself, and not have tremendous amounts of feedback. I also dig the sound it gives me with my distortion pedal.

Too many Narakus, too many Narakus, too many Narakus spoil the broth...