Doom Metal Alchemist

21 - 3 Falcons at the half. O0

They're getting their asses handed to them. >

The customer that said that is just a cunt. You don't look like an alien.

Is that show still on??? I've never seen the show (why the fuck would I want to?) but from the looks of the commercials, all the women competing had loads of plastic surgery done.

When I go to Burger King, I get the whopper without tomatoes or pickles. I like the lettuce and onions though.

Video games New computer speakers New headphones New phone Mp3s of musical artists featured on amazon Musical instrument Canned beverages, coffee Coffee maker Autographed sports/music memorabilia

I used to get a lot of nosebleeds as a kid, and pretty much all of them occurred while I was picking.

All the yes. I discovered the Victoria's Secret catalog something like 4 years before we ever got Internet access. The VS catalog single-handedly kick-started my sexuality. My favorite models to fap to were Stephanie Seymour, Tyra Banks, and Laetitia Costa. <3 <3 <3 Stephanie Seymour: Laetitia Costa: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5HDvFDH515E/TvqyGhDNQxI/AAAAAAAACIo/uBivD9WAlD0/s1600/Laetitia+Casta+Victoria%2527s+secret+model+%25281%2529.jpg[/img] I'm not going to bother with a pic of Tyra Banks because hopefully we all know what she looks like.

Not very (64).

Good/bad karma.

You should've seen his posts about having butt worms and accidentally baking a mouse in his oven.

My car could use some new rims. *signs up*

Considering Marilyn Monroe is just a pile of bones now, I'd rather be known as gay with horrible taste in men than a necrophile.

If it makes you feel better, sponges, I got it right away. However, the long set up was not worth the punch line.

Robot Chicken added that line in their parody of Cribs with Richey Rich. I guess saying that's the room where you have sex without actually saying it is more glamorous than "and this is my bed."

We are all bored. That's why we're here.

I was watching Space Ghost the other night, and Robin Leech was one of his guests. For those that may not know, Robin Leech was the host of a show called "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" back in the day. I was thinking about that while watching SG, and then it hit me: MTV Cribs was like the newer, hipper (for the time) Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

I can fap to hentai, but I'm not in the mood for it very often. I much prefer 3D girls.

I've had two office jobs, one we got two breaks, the other maybe four.

Also when I could afford to buy a lot of CDs. Also when my parents paid for all of my guitar strings.

Also visiting relatives in their vacation homes in the mountains during Thanksgiving/Christmas. My aunt and uncle keep inviting us every year, and every year my mom declines.

Also good pizza. We used to get Round Table, which I really liked. Now we get Da Vinci's which kinda sucks. I'm guessing we switched back to Da Vinci's because it's cheaper, which I understand. But it still isn't very good. Also when Tahoe Joe's was a great steak house. It kinda sucks now. I used to be able to get a Joe's Steak with virtually no fat at all, but the last three or so times I got it, it was loaded with fat. No more is Tahoe Joe's my go-to restaurant to celebrate my birthday.

Not being a disappointment to my parents. Also my old newspaper carrier job.